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Many thanks. I'd not thought of possible water bottle scams. - cheeky buggers.

Fer Ark toilets? I remember them all too well. That experience will no doubt stand me in good stead; I might have to deal with one of me Missus's meltdowns though.
Really?!

I just assumed that was a thing everywhere in the world there are tourists.
 
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So your considered advice so far is to wear clothing appropriate to the climatic conditions, don't get pressganged into the Gurkhas and if in doubt sing like a sweet voiced Manc midget.


Keep 'em coming, I'm gonna write a travel guide.


I’ve had Nepalese work for me, hard workers, nice people, but absolutely no ****ing sense of humour what-so-ever
 
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My top 4 destinations I’d like to go to are:

Japan
Argentina/South America in general
Istanbul
Marrakech

Europe wise, I love northern Mallorca and I went to Budapest, but due to travel problems (Danube drying up), we barely had any time there, so would like to go back.

Where I would recommend:

Vancouver/Vancouver Island
Jasper, Alberta
Alėsund, Norway, wow, just wow, especially if you fly to Oslo then drive up, it’s something else
Seattle - Raw like Glasgow, but on an even bigger scale
Salzburg
Lübeck, my Mum’s home town just north of Hamburg, incredible architecture, beautiful place, even better at Christmas


Where I wouldn’t go back to in a hurry:

Barcelona - didn’t enjoy that all
Vienna - didn’t enjoy Vienna either
 
I worked with an Indian colleague for many years and he said about visiting India, if your there for a short time don't eat the street food, it will make you ill. He stayed with family or ate in hotels and was usually fine. If he was visiting for a month, he would eat street food, get ill, get over it and be fine for the rest of his visit, eating wherever he liked, but he was born there and only came to UK aged 11. Incidentally, when his daughter first visited India (aged10) she couldn't/didn't eat spicy food so they had to take loads of tins of Heinz beans with pork sausages for her to eat. She eats spicy food now.
 
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My top 4 destinations I’d like to go to are:

Japan
Argentina/South America in general
Istanbul
Marrakech

Europe wise, I love northern Mallorca and I went to Budapest, but due to travel problems (Danube drying up), we barely had any time there, so would like to go back.

Where I would recommend:

Vancouver/Vancouver Island
Jasper, Alberta
Alėsund, Norway, wow, just wow, especially if you fly to Oslo then drive up, it’s something else
Seattle - Raw like Glasgow, but on an even bigger scale
Salzburg
Lübeck, my Mum’s home town just north of Hamburg, incredible architecture, beautiful place, even better at Christmas


Where I wouldn’t go back to in a hurry:

Barcelona - didn’t enjoy that all
Vienna - didn’t enjoy Vienna either

Someone wrote that there's 4 types of countries.. those that work, those that don't work and Japan and Argentina - Japan, where things work and no one understands why, and Argentina, where things dont work and no one understands why.

Haven't ever been to Japan. Been to north east Argentina two month ago with my new-ish missus as she's from Uruguay originally. Immense country. Could see myself living there when I retire... Sun, women, amazing nature, sea, food, politically unstable, a surprisingly large number of transexuals out and about in the evenings - all the things necessary for a pensioner.
 
Someone wrote that there's 4 types of countries.. those that work, those that don't work and Japan and Argentina - Japan, where things work and no one understands why, and Argentina, where things dont work and no one understands why.

Haven't ever been to Japan. Been to north east Argentina two month ago with my new-ish missus as she's from Uruguay originally. Immense country. Could see myself living there when I retire... Sun, women, amazing nature, sea, food, politically unstable, a surprisingly large number of transexuals out and about in the evenings - all the things necessary for a pensioner.

Everyone should visit Japan at least once, it's visiting another planet (at least Tokyo is).
 
Someone wrote that there's 4 types of countries.. those that work, those that don't work and Japan and Argentina - Japan, where things work and no one understands why, and Argentina, where things dont work and no one understands why.

Haven't ever been to Japan. Been to north east Argentina two month ago with my new-ish missus as she's from Uruguay originally. Immense country. Could see myself living there when I retire... Sun, women, amazing nature, sea, food, politically unstable, a surprisingly large number of transexuals out and about in the evenings - all the things necessary for a pensioner.


Love South American women. , I’m single, I’m allowed.
 
**** me it’s warm today up this mountain, the view of competa was amazing this morning. As we drove around the last corner before you see the village, my god the clouds covering the top of a long line of them was just biblical. Unfortunately if you try and stop to take a photo you put your life in your hands, they drive like ****ing Italians on acid.
Spent a day in torrox, breakfast at Lou’s, full English of course, the a walk along the promenade, Jesus it was windy. Some shopping then lunch at Mambo’s, just a fantastic place for both fish and meat, surf and turf if taken together but today Norm had a wonderful chicken pasta in white wine with some ( actually a lot ) local bread. They do a multi seed one here that could literally eat as a meal…. Feeling really bad for those back in Blighty, weather sounds horrendous, not looking forward to home on the 29th, will just have to make the most of it until then….
 
I just had last weekend in Dublin...cant believe what a great place that is!! And its on our door step sort of!!!..under an hour from lba too!!!
 
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