But I am not really what you would call the "outdoorsy" type. I have been camping twice I think in my youth and it was **** both times. "Cooking" food over a fire where everything gets burnt to **** and all your clothes stink of smoke from the ****y fire to then lie down on the ground to sleep is not my idea of fun. I also am such a city boy I can't sleep without constant noise, none of this owls hooting bollocks I need sirens, pissed up people screaming outside, cars, police helicopters and general noise to sleep. Went to cornwall once and didn't sleep for 4 days, the sea was so loud I couldn't sleep, was very weird.