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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Damn, you got me.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Cigarettes make you look cool, that's just how it is. Vaping makes you look ******ed. Can you imagine Humphrey Bogart vaping ffs?

    Don't blame me btw, I don't make the rules.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Singles were mostly bought by schoolkids, tbf.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    And a pipe makes you look like a boss.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Depends- you’re straying into Geography teacher chic there imo. If you find yourself enjoying your pipe whilst wearing corduroy trousers and a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, maybe have a re-think.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    When compared to a hand rolled Cuban, I make you wrong mate.

    That’s the smoking accessory of a boss.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah good cigars also smell great, I can see me having a smart wooden box full of them next to the pipe and rum. Something to look forward to. :grin:
     
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    You need a quality silver cigar end clipper and old skool petrol lighter to complete the look, together with swapping the rum for a top end single malt, swirling round a heavy crystal tumbler bruv.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I don't know why but that's how I imagine @Tobes to look.
     
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    <laugh>

    I must admit that I do don the occasional bit of tweed but I certainly ain’t no geography teacher lookalike mate.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Vaping is proper chav territory. It's almost like it was designed with trackie wearing absent fathers in mind.

    Chavy Chic
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Same, but I look like a Geology teacher.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    All good but I'll go rum over whiskey any day.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    +1 for the Rum
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I have got a good whiskey glass and a couple of rum snifters.
     
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    As much as i detest vaping, I certainly would not regard it as chav. If you go to Italy you will see the Vape shops situated in the same location as expensive designer stores. I've also noticed a growing trend within the UK to take them more upmarket. I feel vaping has more of a marketing value if it is regarded as trendy (for want of better words) - if you allow it to be branded as chavy, it will eventually destroy the brand.

    I think I would probably be ok with vaping if users learned to turn the things down, it just seems they invade the space with their plume clouds that was deemed as unacceptable for cigarette smokers, are we really going to leave it another 50 years before once again something is found to be harmful in the substances, in much the same way doctors used to promote cigarette brands. Reality is humans are inhaling smoke/vape call it whatever you like, I can't think of any substance a human inhales other than fresh air, that has ever been good for them!
     
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    Last point first : Anything that you inhale other than fresh air isn't good for your lungs. And although it's vapourising rather than burning which is far more carcinogenic, inhaling a chemical compound can't be good for you. That said, it's probably more unhealthy to walk down a street with cars going by than it is to Vape.

    For the aesthetic : Nope, it just ain't ever gonna look cool, no matter how much marketing gloss it's given. You're sucking on something that looks like a cross between an inhaler and a vibrator.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Don't Google that! <yikes>
     
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    brb CR250

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    I said this which you quoted 'Reality is humans are inhaling smoke/vape call it whatever you like, I can't think of any substance a human inhales other than fresh air, that has ever been good for them!'

    Have you turned into a parrot bro?
     
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    @PISKIE surfing...

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