Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx
Utter ****e and the Titanic one doesn't even make sense as it was the ship and not the ice that was broken.
The wrong comedians are being cancelled if that's the "best" **** drivelling horse manure they can come up with. Just shoot all the unfunny ****ers through the head, after the obligatory public flogging and bum ****ing obviously.
No doubt won because it's a tart. Probably a black lezzer that is wheelchair bound with a pronounced lisp and dyslexic and identifies as a plant pot Inclusion and diversity and all that dontcha know.
That's right buddy, I was there 10 years ago and it's exactly as it was in 1935 when the boat bumped into it. Probably.
Was aboard the titanic in 1912 when it sank, my name was Jack and some bint would not let me on the life raft. I can also confirm the iceberg was not damaged and did not press charges. Worse things do happen at sea.
