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Some bastard stole my yellow day-glo workout shirt and brand new trainers from the gym today.

He can run, but he can't hide.
 
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Driving through the countryside I'd always point at the fields and ask the kids why they thought the cows all stood together. Then I told them the cows must be cold because they looked Frisian.

Greatest Dad joke ever and I still do it now. My kids hate me, obviously.
 
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GroveRanger said:
Driving through the countryside I'd always point at the fields and ask the kids why they thought the cows all stood together. Then I told them the cows must be cold because they looked Frisian.

Greatest Dad joke ever and I still do it now. My kids hate me, obviously.
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When you say your kids, do you mean the ones you've got locked up in your dungeon?
 
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