Hilarious Jokes
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He went for 55 in the end. Late bid came in on the phone.
A mate came round and repaired my roof, I asked him how much it would cost and he said not to worry, it's on the house.
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Walked into a new cafe near me and read the menu:
Cheese Roll £2
Ham Roll £2
****s £10
I said to the beautiful large breasted lady behind the counter “Is it you giving the ****s?”
She said “yes, it’s me”.
So I said “Can you wash your hands then? I’d like 2 cheese rolls please”.
Cheese Roll £2
Ham Roll £2
****s £10
I said to the beautiful large breasted lady behind the counter “Is it you giving the ****s?”
She said “yes, it’s me”.
So I said “Can you wash your hands then? I’d like 2 cheese rolls please”.
menshy 
EDGE.
Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023
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I went to the Doctor and said that I was having trouble pronouncing my Fs and my Ts. He said you can't say fairer than that then.