What famous people have said about Haig's ban:
Shaun Spicer, Washington USA: "We will not be releasing the tapes from the Oval Office discussing HAIGs ban from NOT606", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
D J Trump, Washington and Moscow: "We did not discuss HAIGs ban in the Oval Office", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Vlad Putin, Ubiqutious: "We will release the Oval Office tapes discussing HAIG's ban from NOT606 if the Americans ask us to", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Lizzie Windsor, London: [HASHTAG]#oftwithhismember[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Professor P Ennis, Cock Clinic, London: The clinic may not be able to survive financially without the regular visits from HAIG [HASHTAG]#sewitbackonagain[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Phil the Greek, Buckingham Palace: "Slitty eyed mods", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
The Rt Hon. T May (or may not), London inc Scotland: "follow your true leaders and do a U Turn Mods", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
J Corbyn Esq. The Peoples Republic of Islington: "The Labour Party have been considering Nationalising Wummery for some time now, we will take it into public ownership, free from the influence of free market moderation ", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG].
N Farage, UK: "The United Kingdom has paid through the nose for low quality wummery from the EEC for 46 years. We will no longer pay to support the European WUM mountain, we have far better home grown WUMs in the UK". [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
George Lancelot Osbourne, London Evenig Standard: "HAIGs ban came as a complete surprise and the Conservative government may no longer be able to return to a positive wummery balance by the end of this parliament" [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Barack Obama, USA: "Obamawum will ensure that there is free wummery available to everyone", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Arsene Wenger, The Library, Ashburton Grove: "I didn't see HAIGs ban coming", [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Maureen J Moanrinhio, Manchester: " Banning a WUM in the final week of the season is absolute madness, particularly as we have the Europa final in under a weeks time and some of my best wumsters are out injured." [HASHTAG]#FreeHAIG[/HASHTAG]
Further comments are anticipated.
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