Truth is, PISkIE, I wouldn't want to take everything off you. Sure, I'd make you pay for your foolhardiness, if we went ahead with matters, but it's not in my nature to take from the the blind.
You don't want my collection of Blue Peter annuals after all ? Shame, you would have lost the bet anyway
Not at all, people edit their comments all the time to correct typo's, add extra info etc. I only pulled you up on it, because you made a bullshit claim and kept repeating it. I even tried to help you out by asking if you'd made a mistake, but you ploughed on regardless. When the penny finally dropped, you tried to cover it up by editing your comments, even though everybody had already seen what a fool you'd made of yourself. Is this really the behaviour of a Cambridge graduate ?
You wouldn't want to meet me, mate. Honestly. I attract hot pussy where ever I go. I'd make you feel so inadequate. Mind you, I do like the sound of those Blue Peter annuals...
I would find it difficult to part with the ones with John Noakes and Shep on the cover. Good job your not a really Cambridge graduate eh ? And I've got no interest in meeting your Mum's cat either.
Perhaps not. But do you know what is the behaviour of a Cambridge rapscallion? Winding someone up with outlandish claims, then cheekily going back to make some choice edits, knowing full well that this would be spotted by the "victim," who would be promptly wound-up even more, driving him into a pique of paranoia, whilst the educated perpetrator of all this mayhem sits back, gleefully, admiring his ability to manipulate a foolish man. That is the mark of true genius.
Shame that's not what you did then. What happened in your case was that you made a **** up. I could have just pulled the rug out from under you then, but instead I very charitably prompted you to check your claim. However, instead of taking my advice, you foolishly thought you knew better and so proceeded to dig a deeper and deeper hole until you were so deep that when, on further prompting, you realised you had made a monumental balls up, you desperately backtracked and edited your comments to try and hide it. It was your 'oh ****' moment. However, not possessing the wit or guile of a Cambridge graduate, you failed to realise that everybody had already spotted your massive faux pas. Thus due to your obvious edits, none of your subsequent comments in the thread made any sense in the context. What made it even worse for you, such was your blind fervour in thinking that you were on the wind up, was that you had made this gargantuan **** up on two thread simultaneously, so you had to go back and edit your comments across two threads, thereby making your embarrassment twofold. Backed into a corner and faced with having to admit that you had ****ed up, you instead resorted to sheer desperation. Firstly editing the comments, then claiming that I had somehow edited them, then claiming that they hadn't been edited at all The funniest thing about it all ? It was all of your own making. You ended up (as you always do) wriggling on the end of your own hook.
What are you on about, man! I'm still reeling you in! It's a shame that you cannot see, as others can, the sheer mastery of my wum-art!
Your reel has you wriggling on the end of your own hook. The only person you WUM is yourself and you can't even see it. Cambridge graduate
A prize-winning Cambridge graduate, too, PISKIE. I cannot tell you the prize, because that really would narrow things down quite considerably.
Walter Mitty has got **** all on you. I'd wager you live in your Ma's box room in some ****hole maisonette. Probably closer to the truth than you being a Cambridge graduate......
He's a ****ing odd ball alright. He's been asking me to meet up with him so that he can show me pictures of himself dressed up. I'm not sure whether I should inform the police or social services.
Well, the offer is out there to anyone brave (and rich enough) to take me up on it. All you need to do is supply me with a list of your assets, proof thereof, and for us to agree between us a certifiable way for those assets to be transferred to me immediately upon my proving directly to you, in front of witnesses, proof of my having graduated from Cambridge. If you own your a home (with good equity), a newish car, and shares in a good company (or companies), I'm interested. If you are still at school, or work in a factory, and can offer me only a motley porno collection, I'm not. I'd expect anyone taking me up on this challenge to sign a confidentiality agreement, so that when they meet me to hand over all of their worldly possessions, they do not reveal my identity, as I wish to remain anonymous on this site, along with everyone else. Thank you for your attention.
