HIAG Meltdown

I haven't asked you to name your college.

I wouldn't do that because I know you didn't go to Cambridge, your posts on here tell me that much

 

Would you be prepared to bet everything you own on my "not having gone to Cambridge," PISKIE?

 

You may well have visited Cambridge, it's a nice city. I've been to Cambridge too.

But your lack of wit, painfully slow on the uptake and unrivalled ability to make hilarious balls up of your threads and comments on here tells me that you are not a Cambridge graduate.

 

Also, a Cambridge graduate would :

(1) Spotted that he'd made a mistake before needing to go back to edit his comments.
(2) Realised that if he had to edit his comments to try and cover up a **** up, that others would see it too.
(3) Not claim that he hadn't edited his comments, when it had already been pointed out that he had.
(4) Not try and claim that somebody else had edited his comments, when #3 had been pointed out to him.

 

So, no, you're not prepared to bet everything you own on my having not gone to Cambridge.

 

Are you claiming to be a Cambridge university graduate or have you just visited Cambridge the city ?

 

I am not "claiming" anything. I am a graduate of Cambridge Univeristy, having attended one of its more famous colleges.

 

I call bullshit. If you were a Cambridge graduate, you wouldn't come across as a simpleton on here.

 

I'm not interested in your "calling" anything. I'm interested in your betting everything you currently own on my having not gone to Cambridge.

 

How would you prove that you are a Cambridge graduate ?

 

We'd have to meet up. I have my degree certificate, a collection of allumni magazines that periodically drop through my letterbox, a regular stream of emails from my college's allumni office inviting to me to various events, photographs of my graduation, etc. However, I'd want you to bet everything that you own on my having not gone to Cambridge, before I agree to meet up.

 

Okay HIAG, I'd bet everything I own that you are not a Cambridge graduate.

 

Foolish.

Okay, so now let me have a list of everything you own, and your suggested method of how I can be assured that, upon delivery up of my proof, I can take immediate possession of the items that you disclose.

If the items are valueless, or we cannot come to a secure method of my being able to take immediate possession of the items, the bet is off.

 

I'm not listing everything I own on here, but be assured they are of significant value.

Where do you propose we meet up ?

 

Woah, steady tiger. I want you to present me with an assured method whereby I can take immediate possession of your possessions. This needs to be properly bottomed out, and with witnesses, etc.

You don't have to list them here, you can PM me.

 

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This him?

 

Well if it needs witnesses, then they will have to be present too.

You could always post a picture of yourself here, along with your graduation photo, just so I know that you're not bullshitting.

I don't want you wasting my time.

 

Also, If you're famous as you claim to be. Then surely I could just visit you at one of your public performances ?

 

was only mildly interested to know so dont fret - its not like I am going to trawl through all the people that have ever been there to find you !
lets not get the Spanish Inquisition involved ehh

 

I've got it !

HIAG is Cardinal Fang !