Help - drink crisis

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I'd go teetotal. Never ever thought I would say that but ffs banana sambuca.

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There's a little pakistani shop near my place, sells me 10 quid bottles of vodka. Gooduns n' all!
 
Just add some aftershave to the Sambucca.
Or drink your mouthwash outa the bathroom.
Hand sanitizer works too. <ok> (I just don't like the consistency .. :p)


<<<He types as he reaches for his Glenfiddich. <ale> <rofl>
 
Put your hand in your pocket you tightwad, and stop whinging, if you cant afford to drink, join AA. and not the car people.


After my 23rd drunk and disorderly, the judge had had enough and ordered me to join AA.
Best thing he could have done, the roadside assistance has got me home a couple of times now, they even come out for flat batteries. <ok> :p