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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by bonnybobbypark, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    All we have tonight is banana sambuca. Thats the truth.

    Any ideas?

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    bonnybobbypark, Jul 26, 2012
  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Gan to the shop?
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 26, 2012
  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    turn the tap
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 26, 2012
  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    pat
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I'd go teetotal. Never ever thought I would say that but ffs banana sambuca.

    You need one of these.

    beer bike.jpg
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jul 26, 2012
  6. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Dry night, then.

    Payday tomorrow.

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    bonnybobbypark, Jul 26, 2012
  7. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Why can't you go to the shop???
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jul 26, 2012
  8. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    dry it out and smoke it
     
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  9. Electric Coal

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    Have a shot in a glass of milk with a touch of nutmeg!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Electric Coal, Jul 26, 2012
  10. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    There's a little pakistani shop near my place, sells me 10 quid bottles of vodka. Gooduns n' all!
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jul 26, 2012

  11. giggitygiggity_blackcat

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    I actually don't mind banana sambuca!
     
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    giggitygiggity_blackcat, Jul 26, 2012
  12. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Put your hand in your pocket you tightwad, and stop whinging, if you cant afford to drink, join AA. and not the car people.
     
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    billofengland, Jul 26, 2012
  13. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Just add some aftershave to the Sambucca.
    Or drink your mouthwash outa the bathroom.
    Hand sanitizer works too. <ok> (I just don't like the consistency .. :p)


    <<<He types as he reaches for his Glenfiddich. <ale> <rofl>
     
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    MackemsRule, Jul 26, 2012
  14. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    After my 23rd drunk and disorderly, the judge had had enough and ordered me to join AA.
    Best thing he could have done, the roadside assistance has got me home a couple of times now, they even come out for flat batteries. <ok> :p
     
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    MackemsRule, Jul 26, 2012

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