Helmatron

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See, Campbell knows what I'm talking about. Slap that arse and ride the wave...it's awesome. I like not knowing whether I'm on an orifice or just a roll. Adds to the fun. Plus you always know you're only one fall off the bed away from being crushed to death which adds to the excitement.

And sometimes you get lucky and find a sweet between a fold. Bonus. Especially if it's a toffee Revel.
 
Helmatron said:
Frank, that simply can't be true, all Liverpool fans live within 5 mins walk of the ground surely?!

I do actually have a cape, but it's in the wash at the moment, got too excited when I saw the Pool QRP game the other night. Besides, The Helmatron doesn't need a cape to prove my power, everytime I say or type my name some crazy dramatic music plays in my head demonstrating my superhuman powers. Helmatron. Helm-a-tron. See? It's awesome.

I don't mind a sore arse every now and then to be fair. Having a finger up your bum is a great way to stimulate the prospate gland and double the distance you can shoot your load. But we all already know that, just nobody likes to admit it.
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Cape-wearing twat! <laugh>
 
Helmatron said:
Don't mock Lidl; that place feeds all the LFC youth teams.

Who here likes fat birds? Frankyboy, I know you do, be honest. Nothing like putting two fat birds in a paddling pool filled with baby oil and then dropping a single battered mars bar in there for them to fight over. Carnage mate. But awesome fun.

There any hot fat birds in Ireland?
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#Iwould
 
Lol, ah a gentle dander through wum history....Have to admit, he started out cliche but descended into exceptional online madness with flair...

This was where Erics cape antics came from, he made reference to this thread in another and it stuck.....
 
Jesus "Suarez" Christ;6503031 said:
I take responsibility, I brought him up. Thought RHC would like to know he had crossed swords with this fella.
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next time you choose to raise people form the dead you might want to check if they are worthy <ok>

Why not resurrect 6d's
 
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