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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Helmatron, Mar 27, 2012.

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  1. Helmatron

    Helmatron New Member

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    See, Campbell knows what I'm talking about. Slap that arse and ride the wave...it's awesome. I like not knowing whether I'm on an orifice or just a roll. Adds to the fun. Plus you always know you're only one fall off the bed away from being crushed to death which adds to the excitement.

    And sometimes you get lucky and find a sweet between a fold. Bonus. Especially if it's a toffee Revel.
     
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    Helmatron, Mar 27, 2012
  2. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Bump!

    Now you can see who Helmatron was
     
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  3. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Cape-wearing twat! <laugh>
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    #Iwould
     
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  5. Gerrards Slippy Boots

    Gerrards Slippy Boots Member

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    It's not me mate (KE). Although he does sometimes sound like me <laugh>
     
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  6. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Just messing. <ok> I was fairly sure it wasn't you ... honest! :bandit:

    Who'd have thought it, they're more popular than you'd think capes, eh?
     
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  7. Gerrards Slippy Boots

    Gerrards Slippy Boots Member

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    I wear mine when I'm going on surprise sex sessions. Coppers never believe the women when they say a super hero surprise sexed them <ok>
     
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  8. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh> Brilliant.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So I did cross swords with the Infamous Helmatron then <laugh> No evidence of him being a gay ****er though.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not a particularly effective WUM, was he? Who was he?
     
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  11. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Helmatron <ok>

    #happytohelp
     
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  12. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Why the **** is this thread being dragged up for?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A few of them were on about him yesterday and I said I didn't know who the **** he was. They were just obliging me <laugh> You clearly weren't keen on him <laugh>
     
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  14. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Lol, ah a gentle dander through wum history....Have to admit, he started out cliche but descended into exceptional online madness with flair...

    This was where Erics cape antics came from, he made reference to this thread in another and it stuck.....
     
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  15. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Should have known it would be RHC's fault <doh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knob off <ok>
     
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  17. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Harsh punishment but if that's what you think you deserve...<yikes>
     
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  18. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    I take responsibility, I brought him up. Thought RHC would like to know he had crossed swords with this fella.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    This guy must be pretending to be me, well **** you helmatron.

    P.S. See ya down the beach <ok>

    #weymouthbeachisblazinghot
     
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    Skylarker, May 16, 2014
  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    next time you choose to raise people form the dead you might want to check if they are worthy <ok>

    Why not resurrect 6d's
     
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