Off Topic Hay Fever...

[dennisboothstash]

Local honey

Yeah I'd go down the local too, honey

 

[TheCasual]

Mines been terrible this year. But these are a god send.

https://lloydspharmacy.com/products/nuage-hay-fever-relief-wipes-30-pack?currency=GBP&variant=39376767189055&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google Shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjw24qHBhCnARIsAPbdtlJ5axxwCR24nlko88YSiiqGuTfKESUQCSx7geTmcd1O8ONdG1Ez7DAaAoPIEALw_wcB

 

[Kempton]

Mines been terrible this year. But these are a god send.

https://lloydspharmacy.com/products/nuage-hay-fever-relief-wipes-30-pack?currency=GBP&variant=39376767189055&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google Shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjw24qHBhCnARIsAPbdtlJ5axxwCR24nlko88YSiiqGuTfKESUQCSx7geTmcd1O8ONdG1Ez7DAaAoPIEALw_wcB

Mines been terrible this year. But these are a god send.

https://lloydspharmacy.com/products/nuage-hay-fever-relief-wipes-30-pack?currency=GBP&variant=39376767189055&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google Shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjw24qHBhCnARIsAPbdtlJ5axxwCR24nlko88YSiiqGuTfKESUQCSx7geTmcd1O8ONdG1Ez7DAaAoPIEALw_wcB

That's brilliant because I've got some coming with my monthly shop tomorrow Caz. The wipes I mean. Cheers mate

See you lads and lasses can sort just about anything out.

Need advice on crab lice? Look no further. Kempton will have you sorted out in a jiffy

 

[Steven Toast]

I don’t know what the **** they’ve been feeding the plants this year but it’s awful. I’ve had to go to doctors to get it sorted. And even then it’s not working fully.

 

[Steven Toast]

That's brilliant because I've got some coming with my monthly shop tomorrow Caz. The wipes I mean. Cheers mate

See you lads and lasses can sort just about anything out.

Need advice on crab lice? Look no further. Kempton will have you sorted out in a jiffy

Just be aware that they are peppermint and they do feel a bit burny. And if you get them on your actual eye, well. Just don’t.

 

[The Omega Man]

Just be aware that they are peppermint and they do feel a bit burny. And if you get them on your actual eye, well. Just don’t.

Crabs?

 

[Steven Toast]

Crabs?

Of the eyes? Scary thought.

 

[tigerscanada]

Of the eyes? Scary thought.

Crusty eyes - just another form of crustacean - like a crab.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

A new fashion trend...

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[TIGERSCAVE]

That was a question on the Chase recently.... which inventor ate a spoon full of his product every day... Vaseline was the answer...

 

[tigerscanada]

That was a question on the Chat recently.... which inventor ate a spoon full of his product every day... Vaseline was the answer...

Vaseline Kandinsky ?

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[DMD]

At least you won't sleep in in the morning Kemps. You'll be getting an early knock as I've just dobbed you in to the covid plod, as you're obviously not wearing a mask.

 

[Brucebones]

I get a bag of lemons, squeeze half into a cup, then the rest into small tubs to freeze, so generally half a lemon squeezed.

Just realised, it should read, squeeze half of 1 lemon, not half the bag!

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Just realised, it should read, squeeze half of 1 lemon, not half the bag!

Too late. Followed the instructions to the letter. Tasted awful and took some downing. Now I find the instructions were wrong.
No worries, I'm not bitter about it.

 

[DMD]

Yeah I'd go down on the local honey too

Don't let your wife find out though.

 

[THE EXCLUSIVE 10%]

I walked past a house the other day with a sign saying honey for sale. As I suffer a little from hay fever I thought I would purchase some as local honey is meant to help. I knocked on the door and this lady opened the door and said “ Hi I’m Honey…it was the local brothel

 

[FLG]

I was stung by a bee the other day.
10 quid for a jar of honey.
Robbing stripey bastard.

Ba dumt tish.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I was stung by a bee the other day.
10 quid for a jar of honey.
Robbing stripey bastard.

Ba dumt tish.

I'm reminded of my late step-Dad's favourite limerick.


There was a young man from Dundee,
Who was stung on the leg by a wasp.
When I said 'Did it hurt'?
He said ‘no, not really.
It can do it again if it likes’.

 

[brownbagtiger]

Anyone else struggling? I've tried all the antihistamines and none of them give me any relief.

It's pissing down right now, you would have thought that would help, but no it just makes it worserer.

This isn't a good thread, is it

Sorry I'm late to the thread - have you tried the nasal sprays for hay fever? I had it bad last year and they helped.

Also - time away from the area. Have been spending weekends on the coast, hay fever symptoms disappear while there and come back when home, although its been nowhere near as bad as it has been in previous years. Personal theory is that pollution mixed with the pollen makes it worse for me.

 

[DMD]

Sorry I'm late to the thread - have you tried the nasal sprays for hay fever? I had it bad last year and they helped.

Also - time away from the area. Have been spending weekends on the coast, hay fever symptoms disappear while there and come back when home, although its been nowhere near as bad as it has been in previous years. Personal theory is that pollution mixed with the pollen makes it worse for me.

It's more likely the on shore breeze having less pollen in it.