Off Topic Hay Fever...

Yeah I'd go down the local too, honey

 

Mines been terrible this year. But these are a god send.

https://lloydspharmacy.com/products/nuage-hay-fever-relief-wipes-30-pack?currency=GBP&variant=39376767189055&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google Shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjw24qHBhCnARIsAPbdtlJ5axxwCR24nlko88YSiiqGuTfKESUQCSx7geTmcd1O8ONdG1Ez7DAaAoPIEALw_wcB

 

That's brilliant because I've got some coming with my monthly shop tomorrow Caz. The wipes I mean. Cheers mate

See you lads and lasses can sort just about anything out.

Need advice on crab lice? Look no further. Kempton will have you sorted out in a jiffy

 

I don’t know what the **** they’ve been feeding the plants this year but it’s awful. I’ve had to go to doctors to get it sorted. And even then it’s not working fully.

 

Just be aware that they are peppermint and they do feel a bit burny. And if you get them on your actual eye, well. Just don’t.

 

Crabs?

 

Of the eyes? Scary thought.

 

Crusty eyes - just another form of crustacean - like a crab.

 

A new fashion trend...

 

That was a question on the Chase recently.... which inventor ate a spoon full of his product every day... Vaseline was the answer...

 

Vaseline Kandinsky ?

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At least you won't sleep in in the morning Kemps. You'll be getting an early knock as I've just dobbed you in to the covid plod, as you're obviously not wearing a mask.

 

Just realised, it should read, squeeze half of 1 lemon, not half the bag!

 

Too late. Followed the instructions to the letter. Tasted awful and took some downing. Now I find the instructions were wrong.
No worries, I'm not bitter about it.

 

Don't let your wife find out though.

 

I walked past a house the other day with a sign saying honey for sale. As I suffer a little from hay fever I thought I would purchase some as local honey is meant to help. I knocked on the door and this lady opened the door and said “ Hi I’m Honey…it was the local brothel

 

I was stung by a bee the other day.
10 quid for a jar of honey.
Robbing stripey bastard.

Ba dumt tish.

 

I'm reminded of my late step-Dad's favourite limerick.


There was a young man from Dundee,
Who was stung on the leg by a wasp.
When I said 'Did it hurt'?
He said ‘no, not really.
It can do it again if it likes’.

 

Sorry I'm late to the thread - have you tried the nasal sprays for hay fever? I had it bad last year and they helped.

Also - time away from the area. Have been spending weekends on the coast, hay fever symptoms disappear while there and come back when home, although its been nowhere near as bad as it has been in previous years. Personal theory is that pollution mixed with the pollen makes it worse for me.

 

It's more likely the on shore breeze having less pollen in it.