Off Topic Hancock falls on his sword

Yes, I've noticed that solicitors often represent criminals ....

... hazard of the job I expect.

 

Exactly

 

Oh I do like a facetious reply . Bravo sir.

 

Going off on a tangent here but the highlighted word is one of only 2 in the English dictionary that has all the vowels in the correct order. Anybody know the other one?

 

Orange?

 

Lol that’s the one that doesn’t rhyme with anything.

 

I know, I was being deliberately 'facetious' ...

 

Yes of course you were.

 

You've really caught me out there ...

... I always believed 'orange' began with an 'a'

 

Never mind mate. Take comfort in the fantastic trade deal that the Tories have done to export cheese to Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein. Taking back control is all that matters, and with your new blue passport you can now travel to 1 country without a visa instead of 27. Things are shaping up nicely. We've got experts working for us here

 

Quick-thinking Suffolk MP saves aide’s life with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

 

No it’s an O, you’ll know now if you ever get asked that question again

 

And now you'll know you were wrong about nothing rhyming with 'orange'

"The only perfect rhyming word for orange is "sporange."
A sporange is an old botanical term for "sporangium," the portion of a fern in which asexual spores are created."

 

I already new that really

 

Abstemious. Of course I know what it means and of course I didnt cheat and I'll be offended if anyone claims otherwise.

 

Of course you did

 

Correct

 

Pity Matty wasn't abstemious when it comes to chumocracy corruption contracts and extra marital affairs which break the social distancing rules he told us were "an instruction" not a request.

 

Facetiously.