Ok how about a guy on a wheeled step ladder at CB?
Jos Hooiveld
Ok how about a guy on a wheeled step ladder at CB?
You honestly think that would save the turf?
What you've just described is every groundsman's nightmare.
Well just take the blades off completely, maybe add a rudimentary seed/water sprinkling system? That would actually improve the pitch.
The wheels running over the same bit of turf for 90 minutes would **** it up big time.
The captain could have responsibility for changing the radius settings, he could make tiny adjustments at throw ins and breaks in play.
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More of a holding midfielder really.
would be a hilarious goal celebration if the entire team jumped on top of it and it hurtled at 2mph towards the corner to celebrate with the fans
Looks pretty mobile to me.
That would indeed be funny. Could'nt do that with a shopping trolley though could you? Eh?
No but the goalscorer could jump in it and pretend to be disabled as a teammate wheeled him around in front of the opposition support
I reckon a dog might make a good footballer. Tenacious in the tackle, plenty of energy and able to follow simple commands. Good at carrying the ball too.
Come to think of it, imagine if there was a footballer with a really big mouth, big enough to grip the ball in his teeth. Would he be allowed to hold the ball in his mouth? If so, he'd be able to run the ball into the net.
I dare say the footballing authorities would come up with a rule to nullify such a tactic.
Nah. Their bark is worse than their bite.