Well just take the blades off completely, maybe add a rudimentary seed/water sprinkling system? That would actually improve the pitch. That would be far better than a shopping trolley with or without a wonky wheel.
The captain could have responsibility for changing the radius settings, he could make tiny adjustments at throw ins and breaks in play.
would be a hilarious goal celebration if the entire team jumped on top of it and it hurtled at 2mph towards the corner to celebrate with the fans
Looks pretty mobile to me. That would indeed be funny. Could'nt do that with a shopping trolley though could you? Eh?
No but the goalscorer could jump in it and pretend to be disabled as a teammate wheeled him around in front of the opposition support
I suppose that could be funny, much better to have 10 players riding the midfielder like Pikeys on a dodgem though.
I reckon a dog might make a good footballer. Tenacious in the tackle, plenty of energy and able to follow simple commands. Good at carrying the ball too. Come to think of it, imagine if there was a footballer with a really big mouth, big enough to grip the ball in his teeth. Would he be allowed to hold the ball in his mouth? If so, he'd be able to run the ball into the net.
