Hack Watch

Lunatic Fringe gobshite BankruptSpurs is gobbing off on Twitter about how Ginola is better than Son and anyone who disagrees can stop supporting "his" club

...although the only reason I know he said this is because of the various people, including WindyCOYS (i.e. someone with valued opinions of the club) pointing out how much bollocks he's talking, because BankruptSpurs is so confident in his opinions he hides his Twitter feed to everyone bar his followers so he can't be criticised by people with common sense in much the same manner Harry ****espout keeps changing who hosts the comments for his blog so he can stop dissenting voices from disagreeing with his tripe with things such as facts, common sense, and not being racist twats

 

It's The Sun. I wouldn't be surprised if they orchestrated the whole bloody thing, as well as the West Ham one.

 

I believe it's called Trumpitis. If you criticize Trump.you will be led to the guillotine!

 

If true, that is a new low - and the bar ain't high already. If someone had died in that house, the paper would be a murder accessory.

 

You'll be pleased to hear that Elizabeth Murdoch's being tipped to be the new BBC director general.

 

I take it Dominic Cummings is too busy briefing his clients to avoid anything that could be construed as criticism, scrutiny or a simple question?

 

Oh no, what a personal disaster...

 

What was the hacking of Elton John all about?

 

They just hacked everyone, basically.
Settled over 1,000 cases, continue to pay out millions in damages and brushed it under the carpet.
Murdoch and his cronies should be in jail, but they're running the country, instead.

 

He had the gall to sue them when they made up a load of complete rubbish about his sex life back in the 80's. He was awarded £1m in damages and I bet that Murdoch'd love to get a little payback.

 

"They" didn't get married in the 80's.....did they?

 

So, the media is reporting that Kane is going to run down his contract, and Goal is reporting that he's angling for a move to United.

 

Today's bollockiest take from the Grauniad, we shouldn't have sacked Paul Mitchell because he signed the likes of Timo Werner, Emil Forsberg, Marcel Sabitzer, Lukas Klostermann and Marcel Halstenberg for Taurine FC Leipzig...even though, at the time they signed those players, Paul Mitchell was employed by...Tottenham Hotspur

 

Whoever wrote the BBC Sport headline, "Is it time for Lionesses to unleash Nobbs?".
Couldn't resist, could you?

 

Murdoch's Hate Comic reports that Dele Alli was seen at a pub a week ago and this obviously makes him An Enemy Of The people

Brief check, were people being told to not go to pubs at the request of our Murdoch-sponsored Prime Minister a week ago?

No?

So maybe they should make a story out of something newsworthy then, for example how our actual leader Dominic Cummings was willing to make the entire population of the UK the world's largest eugenics experiment?

 

Oh goody, it's time for the annual "Harry Kane needs to leave Spurs" campaign

So brief check: is Chris Sutton saying that Sadio Mane should move to Los Ladrones so he can win the league?

 

That's rush hour?! This journalist has never seen it during a normal day, have they?