I keep mine on the shelf at Waitrose.
I keep mine in the ****ing bin.
I keep mine on the shelf at Waitrose.
Had one of those McDonalds all in breakfast rolls the other week, where they ask red or brown sauce.
Nearly said neither, but went for brown. When I bit into it, thought they'd ****ed up as was sweet and, basically, ****ing horrible.
But no, it was indeed brown. So, McShit have managed to add a bag of sugar to each of their brown sauce servings now, bravo.
Will not swerve from a Sausage and McMuffin ever again.
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It’s not banned. They just don’t have it. I didn’t need another chapter in your life story but it’s appreciated anyway.

Growing up I always liked Daddies Brown Sauce but tried it again recently and either it's changed or (more likely) I just never realised how liquid it was compared to HP. I like Stokes more as I find it less sweet and more tangy, it's more expensive but a bottle lasts ages anyway in my house (I'm the only one who likes it) so **** it.
McDonaldss might be a guilty pleasure for me, I swerve it almost entirely but go once or twice a year with the kids (well drive thru). I do really enjoy it but suspect I'd get sick of it quickly if I had it more. Plus I always feel like it's a snack more than a meal.

Growing up I always liked Daddies Brown Sauce but tried it again recently and either it's changed or (more likely) I just never realised how liquid it was compared to HP. I like Stokes more as I find it less sweet and more tangy, it's more expensive but a bottle lasts ages anyway in my house (I'm the only one who likes it) so **** it.
McDonaldss might be a guilty pleasure for me, I swerve it almost entirely but go once or twice a year with the kids (well drive thru). I do really enjoy it but suspect I'd get sick of it quickly if I had it more. Plus I always feel like it's a snack more than a meal.
In response to - not for you ... but no problem anyway...
...and it is banned - Frankie & Bennys for one -
- always happy to correct your pomposity![]()
If you think that's gay...
I'm going with ABBA. Never too fussed about them in the past but my daughter loves them (she's 8) and after initially being irritated by it being on I've actually realised I kind of like them and suspect I'll still listen to it occassionally once she's moved out in years to come.
I'd second Taylor Swift too, my wife got the albums but I happily put them on.
ps. Dua Lipa is utterly gorgeous, if we're going to start listing women like that as a guilty pleasure we're going to be here for some time. I guess if i was nobbing her on the side then it'd be a pleasure I felt guilty about; possibly not though.
Again, they just don’t stock it. It’s a failing business trying to get a bit of free advertising saying they’ve “banned” condiments. The teenage chef on his third joint of the shift isn’t going to give a toss if you pour a sachet of Heinz on his microwaved chicken dippers.
Again Nope - Clarkson refuses to have either Ketchup or Coca-Cola in his pub ...
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1940318/Jeremy-Clarkson-ketchup-banned-pub-The-Farmer-s-Dog
Happy to help ...
Always been an ABBA fan .
Never stopped being a fan .
They made brilliant pop songs ,and were brilliant as a pop group .
I’m not aware they ever pretended to be anything else![]()
I’d have probably read the article before posting it.
...you mean ignore the "Ketchup banned" part of the link? ...
The ‘we only serve British’ part of the link rather than the headline which is designed for the sort of mugs who read The Express.


Doesn't mean he hasn't banned ketchup tho' ...
... but as you've never learnt to quit whilst you're behind (unlike QPR)...
... try this one then
https://www.chattingfood.com/post/frankie-benny-s-bans-condiments-from-all-restaurants
Yeah we did this one before. It’s a marketing gimmick from what was a failing chain that got sold off shortly after. The chef at Frankie and Benny’s doesn’t give a **** if you bring your own ketchup.