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To be fair he's one of the soundest and funniest ****s you could meet. He told his missus he was away to put the bins out then ****ed off on a 2 day cocaine session with us for a birthday. She was livid, plus she hates it when we call him "Bins" now.

They asked me to bring them something daft back from T in the Park so I bought an Oscar the Grouch belt-buckle. She wasn't too impressed with that either.

I was trying to convince her to go and tell these teenage lassies that I'm a nice guy when we went out for a gig last week. She wasn't having any of that either, said I'm, too old to be chasing teenagers. Jealous obviously.
 
sounds like ma mate. he was in edinburgh with his wife and kids but she was givin him ear ache so he said he was goin for a pish in mcdonalds and he got in a taxi back to kirky, bought a half ounce and went to the ****est boozer in kirky. <laugh><applause>
 
sounds like ma mate. he was in edinburgh with his wife and kids but she was givin him ear ache so he said he was goin for a pish in mcdonalds and he got in a taxi back to kirky, bought a half ounce and went to the ****est boozer in kirky. <laugh><applause>

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That's a belter. At least my mate ditched them in the house. He did leave her standing at the entrance to T in the Park with all the bags, said he was going to get someone to come give them a hand and just ditched her <laugh>