Goodbye

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No he's not Alfie, he's already commented on another article this morning and if you notice his sucide note of an article "Good Bye forever, I'm not loved" has been changed to just a smiley now!!
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Yeah spotted that. Sooooooo basically young Tash has shown himself as an attention whore. Very mature and yet he wonders why some people have issues with him.
If he is back though we can now move onto new puns

"The empire strikes Tash"
"BackTash"
 
Tashdance

A story of sheet metal worker/welder who works part time as a stripper in order to be able to dance like Billy Elliot without his mates laughing at him.

Famous moment in movie history is being on stage dancing and getting bottled by his mates as they laugh at him.
 
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of BT, someone known to all of us as plain old Tash. He was someone that touched all of our lives at one stage or another and will be sadly missed. ( Damn, it's hard typing with your fingers crossed.)

The amount of articles he posted will never be forgotten or surpassed. However life must go on so let's break out the drinks and start anew in our tashless 606 world.
 
Agent Bruce said:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of BT, someone known to all of us as plain old Tash. He was someone that touched all of our lives at one stage and often touched himself while watch his Sky+.
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Unfortunatley the lesser spotted RBT has been spottde posting this morning, it would appear to be a false dawn. No doubt the articles ill start flying up again very soon Agent Bruce
 
How about a home video when the clip of tash prancing around being belted with bottles could be turned into a youtube sensation.
Wonder if the bloke peeved off at his swearing during games could get this arranged
 
Tash - You first class throbber!! you really are a silly little boy, i sense you have some very deep underlying issues with all this constant need for attention. Where's your back bone lad? where's your Dunkirk spirit. No wonder the country's in a **** state with youths like yourself running around. Do yourself a favour and grow a pair will you! get your hair cut and only come back when your dick touches your arse...............then you can go and **** yourself!
 
Rasberto Carlos said:
Tash - You first class throbber!! you really are a silly little boy, i sense you have some very deep underlying issues with all this constant need for attention. Where's your back bone lad? where's your Dunkirk spirit. No wonder the country's in a **** state with youths like yourself running around. Do yourself a favour and grow a pair will you! get your hair cut and only come back when your dick touches your arse...............then you can go and **** yourself!
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<laugh>

Brilliant.

If you didn't notice this thread was made like 6 months ago... <ok>
 
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