Good News!

[Null]

Gettin married.

Translation: moving her from dungeon to loft shackles

 

[alwaysright]

I got a 25 year old burd pregnant.

Do you think your woman will be unhappy when she finds out ?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Gambol is ****ing Walter Mitty

****s the 2nd oldest on here and he's pumping 25 year olds?

 

[Null]

Shotgun on yer gift list ?

 

[Gambol]

Do you think your woman will be unhappy when she finds out ?

Why? Who the **** is gonny tell her?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Shotgun on yer gift list ?

Are you calling dibs on his gift list?
Or asking have you got a shotgun on your gift list?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I got a 25 year old burd pregnant.

Excellent and after keeping this quiet for months you felt it was finally time to announce it to the world ... on General Chat.

Will there be live streaming?

 

[Gambol]

Shotgun on yer gift list ?

Her da has his own gun, but I think the shells are on the immediate wish list.

 

[Null]

Are you calling dibs on his gift list?
Or asking have you got a shotgun on your gift list?

Baith ...

 

[Gambol]

Excellent and after keeping this quiet for months you felt it was finally time to announce it to the world ... on General Chat.

Will there be live streaming?

...and facebook pics too. Also on summat called instagram.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

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Meet the new Senga

 

[Gambol]

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Meet the new Senga

Ok. I understand the melon and the melon corer, but whit is the hair dryer for?

 

[Null]

Ok. I understand the melon and the melon corer, but whit is the hair dryer for?

It's a kettle ... To pour warm water into it ...



I'd imagine

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

That's my kettle

 

[Gambol]

It's a kettle ... To pour warm water into it ...



I'd imagine

That's my kettle

I couldny see the full image.

By the way, Trev, get Senga telt to clean yer ****in worktop. It's ****in filthy.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

meh

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Is KFC opening a new branch in Motherwell totally coincidental to the subject of this thtead?

I don't think so.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

wear yer poppy wae pride m8.

 

[ERINBLACK]

Working is for ****s and *****s.

I'm living off the state

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Working is for ****s and *****s.

I'm living off the state

Not very nice timing from your so called mate eh?