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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Oct 12, 2015.

  1. Null

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    Translation: moving her from dungeon to loft shackles
     
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    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Do you think your woman will be unhappy when she finds out ?
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Gambol is ****ing Walter Mitty

    ****s the 2nd oldest on here and he's pumping 25 year olds? :laugh:
     
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    Shotgun on yer gift list ?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why? Who the **** is gonny tell her? <grr>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Are you calling dibs on his gift list?
    Or asking have you got a shotgun on your gift list?
     
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    Excellent and after keeping this quiet for months you felt it was finally time to announce it to the world ... on General Chat.

    Will there be live streaming?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Her da has his own gun, but I think the shells are on the immediate wish list.
     
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    <laugh>

    Baith ...
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and facebook pics too. Also on summat called instagram.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    image.jpeg

    Meet the new Senga
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ok. I understand the melon and the melon corer, but whit is the hair dryer for?
     
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    It's a kettle ... To pour warm water into it ...



    I'd imagine
     
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    That's my kettle
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I couldny see the full image.

    By the way, Trev, get Senga telt to clean yer ****in worktop. It's ****in filthy.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is KFC opening a new branch in Motherwell totally coincidental to the subject of this thtead?

    I don't think so.
     
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    wear yer poppy wae pride m8.
     
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    Working is for ****s and *****s.

    I'm living off the state
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Not very nice timing from your so called mate eh?
     
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