Gonzo's Erection Thread

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I find it hard to believe that's the lowest this board has been. It could have been worse. He could have ruphied Carol Thatcher stuck her mother's ashes in her mouth and then solicited a threesome by getting a bj whilst Maggie's ashes were in her daughter's mouth.

His record breaking level didn't last long <laugh>
 
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I'd **** Thatcher's ashes in Carol's mouth whilst she was roofied, then make her eat the rest which I'd also ****ed and cum in and mixed that into them, then **** her up the arse during her next **** and make her eat that **** off my cock when I re-****ed her in the mouth straight after
 
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I'd **** Thatcher's ashes in Carol's mouth whilst she was roofied, then make her eat the rest which I'd also ****ed and cum in and mixed that into them, then **** her up the arse during her next **** and make her eat that **** off my cock when I re-****ed her in the mouth straight after

... <laugh> ...

I started typing a long response about doing all the above on top of the mummified remains of Dennis, eating her intestines while doing it... Yada yada yada...

Deleted it because sometimes less is more. <laugh>
 
Bittersweet watching May live trying to dig herself out of this wretched u-turn (she's just asked the Daily Post to ask a pre-arranged question about EU subsidies to try and lower the heat), but she could **** on the podium and still win this election, damn. 'Manifesto of chaos', says Sky News. Sweet.
 
Bittersweet watching May live trying to dig herself out of this wretched u-turn (she's just asked the Daily Post to ask a pre-arranged question about EU subsidies to try and lower the heat), but she could **** on the podium and still win this election, damn. 'Manifesto of chaos', says Sky News. Sweet.

Trying not to think about it. The Tories will win this election and push ahead with their plans unchallenged without taking part in any sort of legit engagement with the public (May not in the tv debates, all appearances stage managed and questions pre-selected). It's totally shameful

I know how I'm voting, it will have zero impact
 
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