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  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Was that a quote you picked off someone or yourself Donga? If yourself hope it all goes well. Known quite a few who have had cancer and it's an awful thing to go through
     
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    Thanks Bobby, but there are many in worse pickles than I. No, the post was about immigrants, but speaking to you has just reminded me that these was a female Chinese GP in the process too. Unfortunately she wasn't the one who performed the initial prostate examination last year...
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    Well take care and lets all be glad that there is an nhs to treat us when things go south
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Wait a minute, do women have erectile dysfunction?
    This should be luv's Erection Thread. Can someone explain?
     
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    The Thai ladyboys do. Well so I'm told..
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    I am no expert on the topic but I thought the hormones they take to grow boobs and such makes them lose the ability to have erections.
     
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    In the case of the Thais , I think that was successive military dictatorships
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good luck, mate <ok>
     
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    All went well. Morphine a smashing substitute for six year abstinence. Amazing what humans can offer with science, though I did say several quiet prayers last very sleepless night. Very humbling.
     
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    Great to hear DD
    here's hoping the good news keeps coming .
     
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    Thanks everyone. Think my first crap is going to feel like giving birth to a bowhead whale, but crikey I'd have taken this when diagnosed. Anyway, to more important matters than life and death - we knew we'd have to win the Boro game, and so it goes
    Hope we start with Stuge and Firminho up top, Origi on the bench to come on
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    Good lad.
     
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    Theresa May has got a weird ****ing body ... those arms ... so long ... too long

    She looks like the female slender man, only not in silhouette, or some grotesque character from a Tim Burton film
     
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    So you have to pick, Thatcher, May, Hillary. Which one would you bang if you had to, and in what position.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    This is what politics has come to?

    No wonder trump and brexit happened ;)

    Btw the answer is simple. The position would be sex dungeon and use with a rusty screwdriver...
    #youasked d.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Awful pins <doh>
     
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    I was thinking that. She looks like Olive Oil's mate. Maureen Lipman does a good skit of her.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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