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  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Could this job description be any further from the truth?

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    originallambrettaman, Jun 25, 2019
  2. Quill

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    <laugh>
     
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    Quill, Jun 25, 2019
  3. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Is that Stickles post?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Jun 25, 2019
  4. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    That’s got to be a wind up!!
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Jun 25, 2019
  5. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Be committed and passionate about your role and have fun<laugh>
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Jun 25, 2019
  6. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I'm applying. It's money for doing absolutely **** all, apart from saying yes boss.

    Not much money obvs, but...
     
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    Kempton, Jun 25, 2019
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Jun 25, 2019
  8. Newland Tiger

    Newland Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Imagine if you got that job not knowing much about the club or the relationship the owners have with the fans
     
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    Newland Tiger, Jun 25, 2019
  9. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    'Responsible for club storytelling' sounds truthful ...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Jun 25, 2019
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  10. Gone For A Walk

    Gone For A Walk Well-Known Member

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    Fair to assume Enob signed it off?
    He demands " be honest" and "lead by example".
    You couldn't make it up!
     
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    Gone For A Walk, Jun 25, 2019

  11. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Tempted to apply, would be worth it just to see what the interview is like (assuming I got that far in the process).
     
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    Quill, Jun 25, 2019
  12. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Take your boots as well :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    tigerscanada, Jun 25, 2019
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  13. cheshireles

    cheshireles Well-Known Member

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    Storytelling!!!!! That's a first for me when looking at job descriptions!

    Couldn't make it up, but apparently the new incumbent has to!
     
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    cheshireles, Jun 25, 2019
  14. Brucebones

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    The story telling but really jumped out at me, so I’m applying.
    Once upon a time there was a man who bought a football club & wanted to do great things for it. For a while it looked like he was going to, but one day he went to the council & didn’t get his own way, so he sulked & pissed everybody off & said if he didn’t get his own way again he’d sell the club within 24 hours. He lied & carried on pissing people off until there were only a few left.
    The End.

    It needs some work & fleshing out a bit, but it’s a starter.
     
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    Brucebones, Jun 25, 2019
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  15. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    Here's a few of the applicants

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  16. Geo10

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    That was the list of applications for the head coach’s job wasn’t it
     
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    Geo10, Jun 25, 2019
  17. dennisboothstash

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    I might go for that

    It would be a fun week or so until they realised what was going on!
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jun 25, 2019
  18. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Brand guardian.

    Ensure the clubs message is consistent across all press coverage in print, online and social media.

    Can someone post Assams "when we are talking global we are … when we are talking local we are …"
     
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    balkan tiger, Jun 25, 2019
  19. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    It’s diverse, monitoring & investigating the faulty plumbing.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Jun 25, 2019
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  20. City Man

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    Good luck to the successful applicant.

    A key attribute is LISTENING TO or ENGAGING WITH fans, not just talking at them.

    People have usually already formed their perceptions on many news items and don't welcome simplistic/ happy clappy crap.

    A sceptical fan base will not be hoodwinked by shallow garbage or trivia.

    This ground has been gone over many times in the past: people are acutely aware of the BS that sometimes emanates from the club.

    Give us what we want not what you feel we should have.

    And yes, it really is that simple...
     
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    City Man, Jun 25, 2019
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