General transfer thread

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Aston Villa are close to signing West Brom defender Joleon Lescott.

Chester must be happier as he might get to play centre back..

 

[Tuckin]

Nobody's in for Austin, as he's got no ligaments in his right dick...

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"Right Dick" is a natural thing to spring to mind when David Sullivan is in your thoughts.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Nobody's in for Austin, as he's got no ligaments in his right dick...

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I bet the presenter felt a right dick afterwards.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Sky Sources: Bournemouth make official bid to Crystal Palace for permanent signing of striker Glenn Murray.

 

[Lewis92]

Glenn Murray? They have to do better than that if they want to stay in the Premier league.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Glenn Murray? They have to do better than that if they want to stay in the Premier league.

I'd love us to sign him.

 

[look_back_in_amber]

Nobody's in for Austin, as he's got no ligaments in his right dick...

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Apparently Charlie's not too happy about this

 

[Steven Toast]

Leeds have bid 3m for Fernando Forestieri at Watford. Decent signing if it comes off.

 

[HHH]

Barnet have announced the signing of striker Aaron McLean on a short-term deal.

He told the club's official website: “I’m buzzing to have joined Barnet and I just can’t wait to get started. I’m a London lad, so being back in London is brilliant for me.

“I know a few of the players here already, and then there’s the chance to come and work with Martin Allen. He’s different to a lot of managers; I look at the way he manages and I quite admire him."

Is this an intentional pun by Aaron?

I'd like to beelieve it.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Is this an intentional pun by Aaron?

I'd like to beelieve it.

It might bee

 

[Mr Hatem]

BREAKING NEWS

But here is the news concerning Andre Gray and confirmation that he has left Brentford to join Burnley for a club-record fee.

The 24-year-old has penned a three-year deal at Turf Moor but will not be eligible to play in the meeting between the two sides tomorrow.

"It was quite an easy decision in the end," he told the Burnley website. "As soon as Burnley’s name came up I definitely wanted to speak to them and find out what they had to say.

"The price tag doesn’t bother me. One thing I know is that I’ll work hard for this club and give it all I’ve got. Hopefully the goals go along with that.”

 

[tigerscanada]

Is this an intentional pun by Aaron?

I'd like to beelieve it.

Beehive yourself.

 

[Tuckin]

Is this an intentional pun by Aaron?

I'd like to beelieve it.

It might bee

Beehive yourself.

Take it to Amber Nectar please, lads.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Take it to Amber Nectar please, lads.

You do like to drone on about things.

 

[look_back_in_amber]

Glenn Murray? They have to do better than that if they want to stay in the Premier league.

I think you should ring Eddie Howe to put him right.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Sheffield Wednesday are on the verge of signing Norwich City striker Gary Hooper.

 

[robingram02]

QPR and Leeds are supposedly interested in Jack Hobbs.

 

[originallambrettaman]

West Ham are close to agreeing a deal to sign Tottenham Hotspur striker Emmanuel Adebayor on loan.

 

[Josh-LUFC]

West Ham are close to agreeing a deal to sign Tottenham Hotspur striker Emmanuel Adebayor on loan.

The team that said Charlie Austin has too many injury concerns for them to sign you mean?

 

[originallambrettaman]

The team that said Charlie Austin has too many injury concerns for them to sign you mean?

To be fair, Austin had no ligaments in his right dick...