Yeah he’s some lad. TeesideMackem or something. Not sure you could manage to cobble together a more unappealing combination of words.
Yes that's the one
Yeah he’s some lad. TeesideMackem or something. Not sure you could manage to cobble together a more unappealing combination of words.
Definitely fingered his sister, with a seagull.Yes that's the one
Lol tbf I'm probably out of order for mentioning it because he apologised, and we moved on.
I found it funny anyway.

Teesidemackem is alright tbh. Most of the time you can have a decent back and forth with him, occassionally he'll have had a few and can be quick to annoy (never annoyed him myself but seen it a few times) but he's always been reasonable in the aftermath so yeah you're out of order for mentioning it. You bastard.
Teesidemackem is alright tbh. Most of the time you can have a decent back and forth with him, occassionally he'll have had a few and can be quick to annoy (never annoyed him myself but seen it a few times) but he's always been reasonable in the aftermath so yeah you're out of order for mentioning it. You bastard.
Just the one. He sent me a ****ing map of Darlington with a bit circled of where I needed to turn up… so I didto be fair though your a mag and had one of them offer you out. Saf supports them and has probably had at least a dozen offer him out by now![]()

McDonald’s ?Just the one. He sent me a ****ing map of Darlington with a bit circled of where I needed to turn up… so I did![]()
Don’t be so ****ing wet.
Nah down some country lane just away from the Darlington stadium.McDonald’s ?
to be fair though your a mag and had one of them offer you out. Saf supports them and has probably had at least a dozen offer him out by now![]()
Would have been wonderful if he was crouching in a hedge, waiting to size you up and just bottled itNah down some country lane just away from the Darlington stadium.

While sharing a hot (stolen) parmoI think haslam and teeside are having sex at this point
I think haslam and teeside are having sex at this point
Would have been wonderful if he was crouching in a hedge, waiting to size you up and just bottled it![]()

You sent me to the wrong place just so you could have him to yourselfJust the two of us at the moment. We sent saf an invite and even a map with the place circled but he hasn't found us yet.
Crouching Mackem, Hidden Nothing.Guy was about 18 stone. He wasn’t crouching anywhere![]()