Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Yes that's the one

 

Definitely fingered his sister, with a seagull.

 

Just seen that Orient goal for the first time on MOTD - take a bow lad. Superb strike.

 

Teesidemackem is alright tbh. Most of the time you can have a decent back and forth with him, occassionally he'll have had a few and can be quick to annoy (never annoyed him myself but seen it a few times) but he's always been reasonable in the aftermath so yeah you're out of order for mentioning it. You bastard.

 

to be fair though your a mag and had one of them offer you out. Saf supports them and has probably had at least a dozen offer him out by now

 

It will have been the drink without a doubt.

 

I apologise.

 

Just the one. He sent me a ****ing map of Darlington with a bit circled of where I needed to turn up… so I did

 

Don’t be so ****ing wet.

 

McDonald’s ?

 

I think it went over your head, so I apologise

 

Nah down some country lane just away from the Darlington stadium.

 

Probably more than a dozen yeah!

Thing with people like Teesidemackem is that he is what he is, there's no pretence or saying one thing to you and another thing about you. You've got to respect that in a person, even if they're telling you they think you're a ****.

 

I think haslam and teeside are having sex at this point

 

Would have been wonderful if he was crouching in a hedge, waiting to size you up and just bottled it

 

While sharing a hot (stolen) parmo

 

Just the two of us at the moment. We sent saf an invite and even a map with the place circled but he hasn't found us yet.

 

Guy was about 18 stone. He wasn’t crouching anywhere

 

You sent me to the wrong place just so you could have him to yourself

 

Crouching Mackem, Hidden Nothing.