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When you set off on an unlikely voyage and everything falls your way, every light is on green, you begin to believe, its now a reality and then the ****ing trains too full? Aye
But you missed the train bruv, so how did everything fall your way?

This is some weird time of the month drama mate.

Its not the trainmans fault your pussy is bleedin namean<laugh>
 
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Not only are you horrendously bad at time keeping roy

But you clearly have zero charm too otherwise youd have been able to sweet talk them to a seat.
Yeh probably stood there arguing with them whilst loads of others were piling on further down the platform.
 
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Looks like the Toon's title charge may be on hold ...

More importantly I hope the guy who had the heart attack fully recovers ... my old man had his first when I was 13 ... and died from a second when I was 19 ... he was 49. We had season tickets and lived a couple of miles from the ground ... he would still insist on walking to games after thr first attack but we would have to stop several times when his angina left him struggling for breath. I was a ****ing wreck every time ... gave up the season tickets as soon as he passed... couldn't face seeing his seat empty ... poor ****er today brings back the memories ... pray whoever it is OK ... the medical care has come on leaps and bounds since, so here's hoping ...

I am reading this late so someone else may have posted this

The guy is apparently sitting up a talking thanks mainly to the prompt reaction of the Spur players Dier in particular in getting the medics to him with the right equipment
 
I find sitting on the edge of the seat rocking back and forwards and whispering "but I don't want wear their hair as a hat mummy" tends to get me plenty of leg room and a seat or three for my coat. <ok>

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Ohh i got a good one for the tube.
But before you start you need an arse loaded full of silent disgrace.

Stand at the carriage door in between the cars facing toward the carriage, fly the window behind you on the door at half mast and release.

This is best employed during rush hour tubes as it seeps through the people rather than jets down when its empty.
 
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Ohh i got a good one for the tube.
But before you start you need an arse loaded full of silent disgrace.

Stand at the carriage door in between the cars facing toward the carriage, fly the window behind you on the door at half mast and release.

This is best employed during rush hour tubes as it seeps through the people rather than jets down when its empty.

<laugh>
 
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