But you missed the train bruv, so how did everything fall your way? This is some weird time of the month drama mate. Its not the trainmans fault your pussy is bleedin namean
Yeh probably stood there arguing with them whilst loads of others were piling on further down the platform.
I find sitting on the edge of the seat rocking back and forwards and whispering "but I don't want wear their hair as a hat mummy" tends to get me plenty of leg room and a seat or three for my coat. #RCLstoptraveltips
I am reading this late so someone else may have posted this The guy is apparently sitting up a talking thanks mainly to the prompt reaction of the Spur players Dier in particular in getting the medics to him with the right equipment
Mate It was a miracle I got there.. Then it's too ****ing full? I could see enough space from burger King onwards
Ohh i got a good one for the tube. But before you start you need an arse loaded full of silent disgrace. Stand at the carriage door in between the cars facing toward the carriage, fly the window behind you on the door at half mast and release. This is best employed during rush hour tubes as it seeps through the people rather than jets down when its empty.
Was literally a row in front of me.. I was wondering why it went so quiet and was shouting.. Then I realised a guy was dieing and some guys were threatening to knock people out for recording it.. Then it was 3_1
Honestly it can be funny as **** spotting who smells it first, then seeing the eyes of the other victims behind them, and other around them covering thier moufs and **** and so on and so on until its gone out of view, which on a rush hour tube is about 12 peeps max
