Never liked the taste of mine mate and wouldn't trust the lad that was with me with the girls to be "clean"So youre a selfish lover?
Bit rude that, think you're to good to swallow some cum or summin?

Never liked the taste of mine mate and wouldn't trust the lad that was with me with the girls to be "clean"So youre a selfish lover?
Bit rude that, think you're to good to swallow some cum or summin?

I pissed on my own face standing up one drunken morning after a dirty night with some bird, like i woke up with a boner and tried to have a piss but as you know that's difficult, fighting against physics really which is always risky. then i lost control of my dick of course it went to attention and the rest is historyNever liked the taste of mine mate and wouldn't trust the lad that was with me with the girls to be "clean"![]()
I pissed on my own face standing up one drunken morning after a dirty night with some bird, like i woke up with a boner and tried to have a piss but as you know that's difficult, fighting against physics really which is always risky. then i lost control of my dick of course it went to attention and the rest is history

Wasn't funny at the time but i can laugh about it now


Had a zip accident mate, getting out of it was a lot more painful than getting into itWasn't funny at the time but i can laugh about it now
Had a pretty bad zip incident too once. But I don't like to talk about that one cos it hurt quite a lot![]()

Deffo mate.Had a zip accident mate, getting out of it was a lot more painful than getting into it![]()

Gonna be a good morning read for someone this![]()

Later thought to myself "they were **** jeans, shoulda just grabbed the top of the zip and yanked it open"Deffo mate.
Its like a reverse plaster pull.
When you do it its usually quick and you don't feel it til you see the ****, its the slow unravelling of the accident, and if you have a bird with you the added stress of her trying to help that really makes it something you only want to do once if at all![]()

You really are a joyless soul, aren't you?Are you watching this tournament so far? I fell asleep during our game
You really are a joyless soul, aren't you?
I found the game to be dull. The first 8 minutes were OK, but then we passed the ball slowly. It's just not the type of football I like and I guess I'm the minority.
Perhaps they'll be more entertaining vs other sides.. I felt like Croatia wanted to slow it down and were successful.
It's Croatia at the end of the day who've been as good of not better than England the last 50 years, so maybe I'm being harsh, but i don't think that side gets past the 1st knock out round.
Foden, mount are the only players worth watching. It's supposed to be an entertainment so I hope he changes it..
It's the middle of June, and 30c out on that pitch. It's not quite the same as a November day in Newcastle. That's why I was saying in the first 20 minutes that Foden needs to slow down. In fairness to the lad he handled it quite well, compared to some of the other players, I can only assume he maintains a good fitness routine which is probably credit to whatever they do at Man City.
pussies, I used to pay, hungover, in 40 degree heat.It's the middle of June, and 30c out on that pitch. It's not quite the same as a November day in Newcastle. That's why I was saying in the first 20 minutes that Foden needs to slow down. In fairness to the lad he handled it quite well, compared to some of the other players, I can only assume he maintains a good fitness routine which is probably credit to whatever they do at Man City.
I just hope that's not the side southgate thinks can win the competition and that it was simply a wise safe side to play 1st game.
We might do well to finish 2nd in this group otherwise it could be an early exit
Are you ever positive?I just hope that's not the side southgate thinks can win the competition and that it was simply a wise safe side to play 1st game.
We might do well to finish 2nd in this group otherwise it could be an early exit
I just hope that's not the side southgate thinks can win the competition and that it was simply a wise safe side to play 1st game.
We might do well to finish 2nd in this group otherwise it could be an early exit