Never liked the taste of mine mate and wouldn't trust the lad that was with me with the girls to be "clean"
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I pissed on my own face standing up one drunken morning after a dirty night with some bird, like i woke up with a boner and tried to have a piss but as you know that's difficult, fighting against physics really which is always risky. then i lost control of my dick of course it went to attention and the rest is historyNever liked the taste of mine mate and wouldn't trust the lad that was with me with the girls to be "clean"
Wasn't funny at the time but i can laugh about it now
Had a pretty bad zip incident too once. But I don't like to talk about that one cos it hurt quite a lot
Had a zip accident mate, getting out of it was a lot more painful than getting into itWasn't funny at the time but i can laugh about it now
Had a pretty bad zip incident too once. But I don't like to talk about that one cos it hurt quite a lot
Deffo mate.Had a zip accident mate, getting out of it was a lot more painful than getting into it
Its like a reverse plaster pull.
When you do it its usually quick and you don't feel it til you see the ****, its the slow unravelling of the accident, and if you have a bird with you the added stress of her trying to help that really makes it something you only want to do once if at all
Later thought to myself "they were **** jeans, shoulda just grabbed the top of the zip and yanked it open"Deffo mate.
Its like a reverse plaster pull.
When you do it its usually quick and you don't feel it til you see the ****, its the slow unravelling of the accident, and if you have a bird with you the added stress of her trying to help that really makes it something you only want to do once if at all
I found the game to be dull. The first 8 minutes were OK, but then we passed the ball slowly. It's just not the type of football I like and I guess I'm the minority.
Perhaps they'll be more entertaining vs other sides.. I felt like Croatia wanted to slow it down and were successful.
It's Croatia at the end of the day who've been as good of not better than England the last 50 years, so maybe I'm being harsh, but i don't think that side gets past the 1st knock out round.
Foden, mount are the only players worth watching. It's supposed to be an entertainment so I hope he changes it..
It's the middle of June, and 30c out on that pitch. It's not quite the same as a November day in Newcastle. That's why I was saying in the first 20 minutes that Foden needs to slow down. In fairness to the lad he handled it quite well, compared to some of the other players, I can only assume he maintains a good fitness routine which is probably credit to whatever they do at Man City.
I'd rather win the group and play at Wembley tbh. Especially as there could be 40k in there by then.
Are you ever positive?
Possibly the most negative and miserable poster on here now that Comm has gone. Mr Controversial...
Mate, you don't play a 'safe side' against Croatia. Yeah they were pretty shhite yesterday, but the Crotians should never be underestimated and weren't.
Tbph, I'm tired of managers picking players who tick the boxes for fans, that's why we never win fook all. He's the guvnor and he will pick those that do as he asks and have the ability to do so.
They'll all get their chances. I saw nothing wrong in that first half hour yesterday and it's exactly how I would have wanted it played.
When we won the World Cup in 66, we did it with something like three West Ham players in the side, players that knew one another. You need that sort of consisency. How many Man City players were in that line up yesterday, it won us the game.