Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Stan]

Firstly, I don't put anything on Facebook about any of my business activities, and never have done. Secondly, I am not a conveyancer. Thirdly, Clive isn't from Cornwall. And fourthly, he isn't called Clive.

I have never known get everything so completely wrong as you do, Stan.

Facebook, yeah?

 

[PINKIE]

The scuzzy jewel in the crown is Erith mate.
Linda Smith (the late comedian) once said Erith (where she was from) was not twinned with any town in Europe...
But it did have a suicide pact with Calais

Erith council actuslly passed a motion condemning her joke

Random fact, I learned to use a spring board at Erith swimming pool back in the 80's

And yep it's a **** hole.

 

[Libby]

They are more likely to be taken into account than the value of your ground. Unless its in such a prime real estate location that you could sell it, buy another location and build a new stadium for less. What are you going to do with this valuable asset - sell it to another club that fancies moving to Southampton? We are up for sale for 350million and we don’t even own our ground. I suspect our playing squad is worth less than yours so the value of a club comes down to its earning potential. Either that or its proof that Mike Ashley really doesn't want to sell - the bastard.

Dunno mate, you've got a £40m striker

The thing that will make up the large chunk of our valuation is the tv money ultimately. It'd be sub 100m post a relegation I'd imagine.

The ground specifically may not have value but having the infrastructure of ground, training facilities and academy all fully owned would add value compared to a team without that in place.

 

[JohnTheFox]

Hopefully @JohnTheFox will have shed his Moaning Myrtle persona tonight

Just been wanting to see us play like we can be bothered again. And guess what, we put in the kind of performance we did up to Christmas and a big result comes with it. Absolutely delighted

 

[Archers Road]

I was hoping it was going to be @remembercolinlee so that I could I **** him off by reminding him he's from Woolwich

So thanks for ruining that Archers.

I thought you left yourself wide open. Didn't realise you were working the old "rope a dope".

 

[JakartaToon]

Dunno mate, you've got a £40m striker

The thing that will make up the large chunk of our valuation is the tv money ultimately. It'd be sub 100m post a relegation I'd imagine.

The ground specifically may not have value but having the infrastructure of ground, training facilities and academy all fully owned would add value compared to a team without that in place.

You are right - having the facilities in place means that you don’t have to factor in the cost of building them.

But its the TV money and other commercial income that you buy a club for.

 

[Treble]

Agreed...the only time I considered never going to spurs was when there was talk of us moving to Stratford.
It we had moved I would have considered Tottenham gone.
No club should be allowed to move out of their borough let alone move city ffs.

I'd be happy for Leeds to move... to the outer hebrides. And they took their knuckle dragging moronic fans with them.

 

[PINKIE]

I thought you left yourself wide open. Didn't realise you were working the old "rope a dope".

I bet you're the type of person who shouts 'He's hiding behind the curtains!' during a game a hide-and-seek.

So yeah, just try stay out of it next time please mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

@Suckmyklopp is absolutely livid that one of his heroes called the B&M Bargains full back Aaron Wan Bissaka the ‘Best one-on-one full back in the world’.

Never, ever has one person had to STFU more than Sucky RN.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

HT

United 2 up.

Just thought I'd update the Liverpool and Spuds fans

You thought that bothered us? I spent most of yesterday saying thanks to utd fans

 

[Bodinki]

You thought that bothered us? I spent most of yesterday saying thanks to utd fans

Yeah why would United fans think that would bother you?
Defeating City just puts you one game closer to the title
Its not like United are any sort of threat to Pool right now.

I was concerned, because United are on our asses for fourth, but Liverpool are like 35 points ahead of United

And where the **** do the Spuds come into the equation?! They like down in 9th or some ****

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Any early predictions for the Spurs return against Leipzig, tonight.

Let’s keep the wummery to a minimum, please.

 

[Rorschach]

1-1. It's going to be a tough night for the Spuds.

 

[Tobes]

Any early predictions for the Spurs return against Leipzig, tonight.

Let’s keep the wummery to a minimum, please.

You get beaten.

 

[Fox Mulder]

You get beaten.

i agree

 

[remembercolinlee]

2 or 3 nil to Leipzig.
Went to the first leg and they were way better on the night.
COYS

 

[Spurlock]

Not expecting too much

down to the bare bones

Corona virus needs to step in

 

[Treble]

Yeah why would United fans think that would bother you?
Defeating City just puts you one game closer to the title
Its not like United are any sort of threat to Pool right now.

I was concerned, because United are on our asses for fourth, but Liverpool are like 35 points ahead of United

And where the **** do the Spuds come into the equation?! They like down in 9th or some ****

Except the idiot was quoting my update during last thursday's FA Cup game

The day after Spuds and Liverpool got knocked out.

Would pay to get your facts straight before jumping in mate. One of those facts being RHC has the comprehension skills of a 2 year old

 

[PINKIE]

Not expecting too much

down to the bare bones

Corona virus needs to step in

Co-ro-na my Lord...Co-ro-na

 

[Treble]

Spud team news: Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Dier, Tanganga, Sessegnon, Winks, Lo Celso, Lamela, Moura, Alli.

The term "**** just got real" has never been so literal