Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Numbers

These kinda girls would laugh you out the room asking for a number ffs.

Fosse to party going 22 year old female:

Hey good looking, can i get your number and maybe we could have dinner sometime? "

Girl laughs:
"What you gay or summin"

 

HT

United 2 up.

Just thought I'd update the Liverpool and Spuds fans

 

He’d have a pen and paper handy and everything

 

You know it

Fosee on the pull at my gaff...

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I like your gf

 

Too plain jane for me bru
I got one of these

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You fancy Skylarker?

 

Yeh im not following you.

 

I'm not explaining.

 

Well that was easy ... Sucky beeling

 

More likely a little black book.

 

Kden

 

She look like she likes him ... you should come back if she gets completely stoned bruv ... level playing field for you then

 

Howd you get beeling from me trying to help you out bruv?

That ego will be the death of you mate

 

Im half your age mate, maybe less

 

Love playing the pantomime villain for the usual melts ... in reality I've been very lucky with the women I've known and have been with my current half for longer than some of you have lived ... read it and weep ya sad ****ers ...

#AllTalkLittleActionClub

 

... obviously

 

You should’ve mentioned that before.

 

That half your age one ruined him

Ego in critical condition

 

I'll continue to remind you ... no worries faceless