Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Fox Mulder]

Drink number 4 is the trigger point for me normally, was a big part of why I took the year off drinking as was constantly doing that **** with it.

You're right mate it's an awful habit.

you cant win ruins your night just want more and more and you're not interested in having a good time.. I missed be able to drink and be able to simply have enough and go to bed. It's now something I can't do because if I drink I know I can get in minutes and I know through experience I WILL, so it's pints of water for me

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah I've heard that it can be a bit chavvy, and if it's too chavvy for you then it's probably best avoided.

it's a choice really ! it's easier to get a blowjob down the big market in fact it's almost a guarantee , but so is a headbutt

 

[Sucky]

Pep shaking hands sarcastically at the end of the game

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Oh do **** off! Anywhere else but Anfield that’s a stone penalty.


You got away with one, not for the first time!.

Stone wall. Sorry to be a pedant but stone penalty makes no sense.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

that was easier than I thought.


Anyway chaos enough ****ing around fella, I'm off to Newcastle in a few weeks, can you let me know of some decent places to drink so I know where to avoid?

Avoid chaos.

 

[Libby]

Avoid chaos.

Yeah that was the joke mate.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Yeah that was the joke mate.

Soz. I'm **** at jokes.
I once got my five year old daughter to get up on stage and tell a knock knock joke at a holiday camp. Knock knock, who's there? Amalumpup...

 

[Sucky]

Anyone see that disgusting dive by Mane near the end?

























To head in the 3rd.

 

[duggie2000]

Almost as bad as the dive by Yedlin for Newcastle
If the ball hadn't accidentally hit his head would have been at least a yellow

 

[JakartaToon]

The line is not parallel to the grass lines or the 18 yard line...it sint even close to being accurate mate

Still don't see how you can tell whether the guys toe is ahead of Salah's knee. They draw the line along the surface and so the toe obviously hits it but the knee doesn't. I think they need to turn it into a surface rather than a line so that you can see which parts of the players anatomies stick through and by how much.

Or alternatively just scrap the ****ing thing.

 

[Spurlock]

I see Sucky spent the whole game camped on the Spurs board and in particular the Rival thread on the look out for any posts questioning VAR or the ref.

Unbelievable stuff

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Still don't see how you can tell whether the guys toe is ahead of Salah's knee. They draw the line along the surface and so the toe obviously hits it but the knee doesn't. I think they need to turn it into a surface rather than a line so that you can see which parts of the players anatomies stick through and by how much.

Or alternatively just scrap the ****ing thing.

They do a vertical line also.

 

[JakartaToon]

They do a vertical line also.

See we never get the lines or the analysis - we just go to a picture of a ref trying to clean his ear and the sound of the crowd booing loudly. Its much more fun that way as you have no idea whats going on and can nip out for a piss while they make their mind up.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Anyone see that disgusting dive by Mane near the end?

Could you narrow it down a bit? Which one in particular?

 

[Stan]

As I've said since the tragic experiment started, VAR is ****e. Surely yesterday was the final nail in the coffin.

Liverpool would have won without the help of the officials but what is the point of slowing the game down so that some muppet in a cupboard can decide that a handball in your own penalty area should be rewarded with a goal?

VAR will ruin what is left of this ****ty, made for TV game. The next step will be advert breaks during manufactured, extended VAR decisions.

 

[Sucky]

I see Sucky spent the whole game camped on the Spurs board and in particular the Rival thread on the look out for any posts questioning VAR or the ref.

Unbelievable stuff

Give over I posted once at half time I think, it's common knowledge your the most delicate fans on this site and I wasn't disappointed, as expected it was full of jealousy and false injustice Tbf bro your rival thread is an embarrassing shambles of sour spuds. Some proper wing nuts there talking about narratives and CL finals
It's a great source of entertainment for me tbh

 

[Rorschach]

Give over I posted once at half time I think, it's common knowledge your the most delicate fans on this site and I wasn't disappointed, as expected it was full of jealousy and false injustice Tbf bro your rival thread is an embarrassing shambles of sour spuds. Some proper wing nuts there talking about narratives and CL finals
It's a great source of entertainment for me tbh

Is it that good/ bad? I might have to go and have a look ...

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

If Liverpool hadn’t scored the penalty would have been given. The goal made it too big a call for the man in the shed.

As I'm sure you're aware, Stanley, it hit B. Silva's hand before TTA's

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

It's there to ensure that the Mousers get their title.

Even if it's by cheating.

The fact that no one will ever respect them for it, or recognise it as valid is neither here nor there.

****ing hell

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

They used to only get the benefit of one official, they’ve now added the man with the lines.

You're better than this, Tobes me boy.