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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    you cant win ruins your night just want more and more and you're not interested in having a good time.. I missed be able to drink and be able to simply have enough and go to bed. It's now something I can't do because if I drink I know I can get in minutes and I know through experience I WILL, so it's pints of water for me
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    it's a choice really ! it's easier to get a blowjob down the big market in fact it's almost a guarantee , but so is a headbutt
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pep shaking hands sarcastically at the end of the game <laugh><rofl>
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Stone wall. Sorry to be a pedant but stone penalty makes no sense.
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Avoid chaos.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah that was the joke mate.
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Soz. I'm **** at jokes.
    I once got my five year old daughter to get up on stage and tell a knock knock joke at a holiday camp. Knock knock, who's there? Amalumpup...
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Anyone see that disgusting dive by Mane near the end?

























    To head in the 3rd.<cheers>
     
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  9. duggie2000

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    Almost as bad as the dive by Yedlin for Newcastle
    If the ball hadn't accidentally hit his head would have been at least a yellow
     
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  10. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Still don't see how you can tell whether the guys toe is ahead of Salah's knee. They draw the line along the surface and so the toe obviously hits it but the knee doesn't. I think they need to turn it into a surface rather than a line so that you can see which parts of the players anatomies stick through and by how much.

    Or alternatively just scrap the ****ing thing.
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I see Sucky spent the whole game camped on the Spurs board and in particular the Rival thread on the look out for any posts questioning VAR or the ref.

    Unbelievable stuff <laugh>
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    They do a vertical line also.
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    See we never get the lines or the analysis - we just go to a picture of a ref trying to clean his ear and the sound of the crowd booing loudly. Its much more fun that way as you have no idea whats going on and can nip out for a piss while they make their mind up.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Could you narrow it down a bit? Which one in particular? <whistle>
     
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  15. Stan

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    As I've said since the tragic experiment started, VAR is ****e. Surely yesterday was the final nail in the coffin.

    Liverpool would have won without the help of the officials but what is the point of slowing the game down so that some muppet in a cupboard can decide that a handball in your own penalty area should be rewarded with a goal?

    VAR will ruin what is left of this ****ty, made for TV game. The next step will be advert breaks during manufactured, extended VAR decisions.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Give over I posted once at half time I think, it's common knowledge your the most delicate fans on this site and I wasn't disappointed, as expected it was full of jealousy and false injustice<laugh> Tbf bro your rival thread is an embarrassing shambles of sour spuds. Some proper wing nuts there talking about narratives and CL finals
    It's a great source of entertainment for me tbh<cheers>
     
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  17. Rorschach

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    Is it that good/ bad? I might have to go and have a look ...<ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As I'm sure you're aware, Stanley, it hit B. Silva's hand before TTA's <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> ****ing hell <yikes>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're better than this, Tobes me boy.
     
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