Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[The Ginger Marks]

We aren’t allowed to call each other nonces these days, Ginge. You’ll upset the staff.

We are allowed to wrongly use the word “obtuse” though, so you’re fine on that one.

I am staff son.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I am staff son.

So you are. Well, you’ll upset DMD anyway.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

So you are. Well, you’ll upset DMD anyway.

Predictive text is such a burden at times eh? put in nancy but there you go.

 

[Libby]

Where would Englsnd be without Lingard, Genuine question.

Still much better than Wales?

 

[Burly Hurley]

Where would Englsnd be without Lingard, Genuine question.

Genuine answer!

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Where would Englsnd be without Lingard, Genuine question.

Where would you be without Ritalin?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

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[astro]

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Pickford was garbage, distracted by his Man Utd move

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Would you rather be black or Jewish than you?

I’d have added **** but you clearly are already gay and love the cock.

So black or Jew?

Bear in mind being Jewish gives you a tiny stake in every government in the world. It’s quite cool.

 

[Blueman]

Where would Englsnd be without Lingard, Genuine question.

Same place as it is now I would have thought.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Same place as it is now I would have thought.

GROW UP

 

[Blueman]

GROW UP

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Great performance from the Spurs lads to beat Croatia, today. The non-Spurs lads nearly ****ed it up for us, but Alli came on, steadied the ship, and the Hurra did what he always does, and saved our blushes.

Englishmen everywhere can rightly feel proud tonight because of Kane.

COYS!

Er…

I mean - come on, England!!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I can't be arsed to read the last few pages. I do hope no one was stupid enough, early on in the match, to even attempt to rip the piss out of Kane and doubt that he would score the winner.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I can't be arsed to read the last few pages. I do hope no one was stupid enough, early on in the match, to even attempt to rip the piss out of Kane and doubt that he would score the winner.

They were too busy questioning how Dier continues to get in the side.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

They were too busy questioning how Dier continues to get in the side.

How Dier continues to contribute to a winning side, yeah?

Dear, oh dear!

The lack of real footy knowledge in some on his forum is abysmal!

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

How Dier continues to contribute to a winning side, yeah?

Dear, oh dear!

The lack of real footy knowledge in some on his forum is abysmal!

Tell us more about Spurs’ battles with Duncan Ferguson in the 80s.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Tell us more about Spurs’ battles with Duncan Ferguson in the 80s.

Duncan Frankenstein didn't play in the 80s ffs!

 

[Dier Hard]

This miss now means he has to have two laughing emojis by his name now.

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Morata

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Great performance from the Spurs lads to beat Croatia, today. The non-Spurs lads nearly ****ed it up for us, but Alli came on, steadied the ship, and the Hurra did what he always does, and saved our blushes.

Englishmen everywhere can rightly feel proud tonight because of Kane.

COYS!

Er…

I mean - come on, England!!

Still flogging that same old patter.