Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Hoddle is a god]

Still flogging that same old patter.

Still jumping into my old net?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Still jumping into my old net?

Bro please, I’m a ****ing whale, ain’t **** you can do to me with your little pathetic tackle.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Bro please, I’m a ****ing whale, ain’t **** you can do to me with your little pathetic tackle.

And, yet, still I keep reeling you in.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

And, yet, still I keep reeling you in.

Even if that were the case, what good is a fisherman who gets eaten alive by his catch?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Even if that were the case, what good is a fisherman who gets eaten alive by his catch?

Clearly , I don't, as I have to keep putting you back so that you can jump into my net, once more. This has been going on for some time, of course.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Clearly , I don't, as I have to keep putting you back so that you can jump into my net, once more. This has been going on for some time, of course.

You’re a slave around here old boy, your days are numbered. You might need to actually find that mystery forum you kept promising to leave us all for.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You’re a slave around here old boy, your days are numbered. You might need to actually find that mystery forum you kept promising to leave us all for.

You talking about HIAG's Football Diner?

 

[BobbyD]

Still flogging that same old patter.

Its bad when i think id prefer @FosseFilberto to give us a few **** jokes.

At least there's a bit of variation

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I can't be arsed to read the last few pages. I do hope no one was stupid enough, early on in the match, to even attempt to rip the piss out of Kane and doubt that he would score the winner.

Still playing the ignore charade Tubby, albeit very badly.

 

[Archers Road]

Yeah I'm enjoying this nations league, much easier to follow it properly and replacing friendlies with competitive games is always a win.

I still have no idea wtf it is, but as England appear to be doing quite well, I'm in

 

[Commachio]

I still have no idea wtf it is, but as England appear to be doing quite well, I'm in

the winner automatically qualifies for the euros?

sure i heard that yesterday

 

[Archers Road]

the winner automatically qualifies for the euros?

sure i heard that yesterday

Yeah, that rings a bell. Whatever it is, it's probably better than meaningless friendlies anyway.

Still a bit annoyed the whole things on Sky though. ****s.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Great performance from the Spurs lads to beat Croatia, today. The non-Spurs lads nearly ****ed it up for us, but Alli came on, steadied the ship, and the Hurra did what he always does, and saved our blushes.

Englishmen everywhere can rightly feel proud tonight because of Kane.

COYS!

Er…

I mean - come on, England!!

Even better from the Leicester City lads Quents ... Leicester City loanee Jesse Lingard scores the first and Leicester City loanee Harry Kane notches the second from a free-kick taken by Leicester City's Ben Chilwell

[HASHTAG]#AllAboutLeicesterCity[/HASHTAG]

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That’s desperate stuff, even for you, Bambs.

 

[JohnTheFox]

Even better from the Leicester City lads Quents ... Leicester City loanee Jesse Lingard scores the first and Leicester City loanee Harry Kane notches the second from a free-kick taken by Leicester City's Ben Chilwell

[HASHTAG]#AllAboutLeicesterCity[/HASHTAG]

Put in doubt by ex Leicester Kramaric getting the opener as well

 

[Matth_2014]

Great performance from the Spurs lads to beat Croatia, today. The non-Spurs lads nearly ****ed it up for us, but Alli came on, steadied the ship, and the Hurra did what he always does, and saved our blushes.

Englishmen everywhere can rightly feel proud tonight because of Kane.

COYS!

Er…

I mean - come on, England!!

Lingard got England’s equaliser, And cleared one off the line, So I don’t How hen f(u)ckedmup, if anything, It’s you that’s f(u)cked up here,

 

[FosseFilberto]

That’s desperate stuff, even for you, Bambs.

Twat, kettle etc

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Twat, kettle etc

You on pot, Bambs?

 

[FosseFilberto]

You on pot, Bambs?

No Quents ... I use the big toilets now .... do you need yer mam?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

No Quents ... I use the big toilets now .... do you need yer mam?

Before he closed the gate on his Facebook account I have three years of ****e. PM me for more.