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Spurlock said:
Got no problem with Spiders...I always help them out of the window, create a little piece of paper platform, then when they step into it, ease them outa the window.
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Me, too, Bruv.

A strategically placed towel is a spider’s best friend, when trying to navigate a way out of a bath or sink.
 
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My Mrs waxed my chest the other day, I'm not the hairiest of blokes but ****ing hell it hurt like ****. She wanted to do more but I was struggling not to die.

I challenge any man to post something gayer than that tonight.
 
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Tel said:
My Mrs waxed my chest the other day, I'm not the hairiest of blokes but ****ing hell it hurt like ****. She wanted to do more but I was struggling not to die.

I challenge any man to post something gayer than that tonight.
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i watched love island and enjoyed it
 
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Spurlock said:
you pick them up with your hand?

Wow, you're so hard
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No ... just not scared of something with a gob as tiny as your knob ... grow a pair ... "I construct an arachnid escalator for them with hand rails and little yellow footprints so they know where to stand" ...<doh>... ya ****ing fanny <laugh>
 
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