Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Me, too, Bruv.

A strategically placed towel is a spider’s best friend, when trying to navigate a way out of a bath or sink.

 

If spiders were vegans they'd be great cuddlers

 

You ****ing perv. Can't believe the lengths some people go to for a cheap thrill.

 

I’m wearing nothing but a shower cap, of course.

 

Okaaaay...

 

You don't need a shower cap HIAG. Trust me.

 

I’m not bald. I crop my hair.

 

Wise move mate. A Terry Nutkins do would make you look an even bigger twat.

 

What's not to like about a spider hug?

Might be as good as a centipede handjob

 

My Mrs waxed my chest the other day, I'm not the hairiest of blokes but ****ing hell it hurt like ****. She wanted to do more but I was struggling not to die.

I challenge any man to post something gayer than that tonight.

 

I ****ed metth up the bum

 

You win.

 

i watched love island and enjoyed it

 

Pick'em up with yer hands ya ****ing pussy

 

Eeyore to win it

 

Singular?

 

They're pubes ya myopic twat

 

HIAG's only got a one legged spider.

 

you pick them up with your hand?

Wow, you're so hard

 

No ... just not scared of something with a gob as tiny as your knob ... grow a pair ... "I construct an arachnid escalator for them with hand rails and little yellow footprints so they know where to stand" ...... ya ****ing fanny