Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PleaseNotPoll]

Peter Moses

He's a good Catholic boy!

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Should be about 24th, but I assume it's been omitted because of a lack of current data.

The bloke collating the numbers was tragically stabbed.

 

[Skylarker]

The bloke collating the numbers was tragically stabbed.

Then raped.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

They’ve got to get past Roma yet!

I trust that you put the young Mouser back in his box, Tel?

I'll be first at his door if that happens. Very unlikely.

 

[Libby]

What's Rome like for crime?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Then raped.

Thought that was first. Maybe after too. Why not?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

What's Rome like for crime?

Lots of car thefts recently.

 

[Skylarker]

I'll be first at his door if that happens. Very unlikely.

It's far from over mate.

If we won 2-0 at Anfield they'd still need to score 3 goals tonight to win. If it was 2-0 would you rule Roma out?

Obviously in that scenario I'm ignoring the away goal part!

I think they'll beat us 4-1 and go through to the final.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Exactly.

Then you have Weymouth, gangland ****.

Kingston.
Syria must be pretty ****ing bad.
Detroit.
Mexico City


That's not even whole countries ffs (except Syria, not big on Syrian geography tbh). England is like a wet fish in comparison.

Sierra Leone.

South Africa.

Lapland - dem dwarf niggas get cray.

 

[Skylarker]

Thought that was first. Maybe after too. Why not?

They don't sound very fussy tbf mate. I guess we'll never know. Poor bloke only turned up with a clipboard.

 

[PINKIE]

It's far from over mate.

If we won 2-0 at Anfield they'd still need to score 3 goals tonight to win. If it was 2-0 would you rule Roma out?

Obviously in that scenario I'm ignoring the away goal part!

I think they'll beat us 4-1 and go through to the final.

Those away goals have sown some seeds of doubt for you and optimism for Roma. But you shouldn't really be chucking a 3 goal lead away tonight tbh

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It's far from over mate.

If we won 2-0 at Anfield they'd still need to score 3 goals tonight to win. If it was 2-0 would you rule Roma out?

Obviously in that scenario I'm ignoring the away goal part!

I think they'll beat us 4-1 and go through to the final.

No you don't

I think you'll score it's in the bag.

 

[PINKIE]

Sierra Leone.

South Africa.

Lapland - dem dwarf niggas get cray.

Mogadishu

Mate of mine does private security work out there now and again, on ships off the Somalian coast. Basically danger money to get shot at by Pirates.

 

[Skylarker]

Those away goals have sown some seeds of doubt for you and optimism for Roma. But you shouldn't really be chucking a 3 goal lead away tonight tbh

I know but Spurs shouldn't have lost to Gent and you shouldn't have lost to ostridges (forget who they are).

 

[Skylarker]

No you don't

I think you'll score it's in the bag.

Just covering all bases mate

 

[PINKIE]

I know but Spurs shouldn't have lost to Gent and you shouldn't have lost to ostridges (forget who they are).

True dat. The Ostridges tie was already won though, we just got complacent. Spurs and Gent is just lol.

Can't see you ****ing it up tonight to be honest.

 

[Skylarker]

True dat. The Ostridges tie was already won though, we just got complacent. Spurs and Gent is just lol.

Can't see you ****ing it up tonight to be honest.

I can, I'll be very surprised if we go through. I expect a Roma vs real Madrid final.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I can, I'll be very surprised if we go through. I expect a Roma vs real Madrid final.

You think this'll save you from a gaping if you blow it?

 

[PINKIE]

You think this'll save you from a gaping if you blow it?

Not happening.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Not happening.

They'll batter Roma!

Roma are ****e.