Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

He's a good Catholic boy!

 

The bloke collating the numbers was tragically stabbed.

 

Then raped.

 

I'll be first at his door if that happens. Very unlikely.

 

What's Rome like for crime?

 

Thought that was first. Maybe after too. Why not?

 

Lots of car thefts recently.

 

It's far from over mate.

If we won 2-0 at Anfield they'd still need to score 3 goals tonight to win. If it was 2-0 would you rule Roma out?

Obviously in that scenario I'm ignoring the away goal part!

I think they'll beat us 4-1 and go through to the final.

 

Sierra Leone.

South Africa.

Lapland - dem dwarf niggas get cray.

 

They don't sound very fussy tbf mate. I guess we'll never know. Poor bloke only turned up with a clipboard.

 

Those away goals have sown some seeds of doubt for you and optimism for Roma. But you shouldn't really be chucking a 3 goal lead away tonight tbh

 

No you don't

I think you'll score it's in the bag.

 

Mogadishu

Mate of mine does private security work out there now and again, on ships off the Somalian coast. Basically danger money to get shot at by Pirates.

 

I know but Spurs shouldn't have lost to Gent and you shouldn't have lost to ostridges (forget who they are).

 

Just covering all bases mate

 

True dat. The Ostridges tie was already won though, we just got complacent. Spurs and Gent is just lol.

Can't see you ****ing it up tonight to be honest.

 

I can, I'll be very surprised if we go through. I expect a Roma vs real Madrid final.

 

You think this'll save you from a gaping if you blow it?

 

Not happening.

 

They'll batter Roma!

Roma are ****e.