Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

Arsenal foook off!

Newcastle it is then.

 

[brb]

Newcastle it is then.

Only while Bruce is there, once he's sacked, I'll be off

 

[PINKIE]

Only while Bruce is there, once he's sacked, I'll be off

****in lightweight.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I’m actually going to watch this ****e because it’s either that or catch up on Celebs Go Dating (good show, would recommend).

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Lincoln wearing green for no good reason so I’m switching allegiance to The Gills. COYG.

 

[Tobes]

Newcastle it is then.

No, needs to be Everton, then he can get as hacked off as me when we get done, and can start wielding the bans for bantz.

 

[Tobes]

Lincoln wearing green for no good reason so I’m switching allegiance to The Gills. COYG.

Yeah Lincoln wear red ffs.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Boooo

Evans Out. Get Akinde on you fat slag.


Booooo


Pride of Kent.

 

[brb]

Fook off the lot of yer

Jackson needs to move his arse.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Fook off the lot of yer

Jackson needs to move his arse.

Is he Black or White?

Oh look a taxi... I’ll just jump in that.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Fook off the lot of yer

Jackson needs to move his arse.

Looks like he drives a leased Range Rover and tells girls on Tinder he plays in the Prem.

 

[Archers Road]

Looks like he drives a leased Range Rover and tells girls on Tinder he plays in the Prem.

Sounds like you may have tried this yourself...



...did it work?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Sounds like you may have tried this yourself...



...did it work?

Yeah but he leased a Volvo.

 

[brb]

Yeah but he leased a Volvo.

Anyone driving a robin reliant is a Prem player in Gillingham.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Here he is, showing off

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[Star of David Bardsley]

Yeah but he leased a Volvo.

Some of the absolute bollocks I’d come out with in my Tinder days before slyly paying with a Tastecard discount.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

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Not enough dents in that to be driven by a Hasidic.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Not enough dents in that to be driven by a Hasidic.

Indestructible. I used to be convinced that they only bought Volvo’s and Toyota’s cos they refused to buy German cars. I’ve seen one in a Merc since then though so it can’t be that.

 

[Archers Road]

Indestructible. I used to be convinced that they only bought Volvo’s and Toyota’s cos they refused to buy German cars. I’ve seen one in a Merc since then though so it can’t be that.

It definitely was that at one time, but the war isn’t really living memory for many people now. Even my mum (not Jewish, but lived through the Blitz) has forgiven the Germans now.

Plus Volvos aren’t such good value these days

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Indestructible. I used to be convinced that they only bought Volvo’s and Toyota’s cos they refused to buy German cars. I’ve seen one in a Merc since then though so it can’t be that.

Think the Volvo thing was that they were quite cheap and big enough for their eight kids.