Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Newcastle it is then.

 

Only while Bruce is there, once he's sacked, I'll be off

 

****in lightweight.

 

I’m actually going to watch this ****e because it’s either that or catch up on Celebs Go Dating (good show, would recommend).

 

Lincoln wearing green for no good reason so I’m switching allegiance to The Gills. COYG.

 

No, needs to be Everton, then he can get as hacked off as me when we get done, and can start wielding the bans for bantz.

 

Yeah Lincoln wear red ffs.

 

Boooo

Evans Out. Get Akinde on you fat slag.


Booooo


Pride of Kent.

 

Fook off the lot of yer

Jackson needs to move his arse.

 

Is he Black or White?

Oh look a taxi... I’ll just jump in that.

 

Looks like he drives a leased Range Rover and tells girls on Tinder he plays in the Prem.

 

Sounds like you may have tried this yourself...



...did it work?

 

Yeah but he leased a Volvo.

 

Anyone driving a robin reliant is a Prem player in Gillingham.

 

Here he is, showing off

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Some of the absolute bollocks I’d come out with in my Tinder days before slyly paying with a Tastecard discount.

 

Not enough dents in that to be driven by a Hasidic.

 

Indestructible. I used to be convinced that they only bought Volvo’s and Toyota’s cos they refused to buy German cars. I’ve seen one in a Merc since then though so it can’t be that.

 

It definitely was that at one time, but the war isn’t really living memory for many people now. Even my mum (not Jewish, but lived through the Blitz) has forgiven the Germans now.

Plus Volvos aren’t such good value these days

 

Think the Volvo thing was that they were quite cheap and big enough for their eight kids.