Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Diego]

Spuds **** came here, trying to raisin the stakes,

He's either on the spuds board or crying himself to sleep

Will check in a bit if i can be arsed but i suspect he will be back on the Spuds board telling them all how he kicked arse over here

 

[Chief]

Yeah some other time maybe.

Was thinking that tbf.

 

[Diego]

what did he do?

**** all, best to just move on and ignore him

 

[haslam]

Mourinho’s record against Newcastle is some proper voodoo ****, like he just can’t **** with them.

Yeah I think last season was the very first time Mourinho has ever won at St James Park, given how terrible we've been for so long and that he managed successful teams against us for a number of years that's pretty weird.

Mike Ashley's probs got a little Maureen doll that he sticks pins in.

Sorry what?

Or his dick. Prolly.

This took a turn.

 

[duggie2000]

Spurs fans calling for a player strike over the handball rule until FIFA change it

Would anyone notice if they did

 

[Diego]

Would anyone notice if they did

Spurs players?

Nah

 

[Eric Le Merde]

Would anyone notice if they did

Chelsea?

 

[Peej]

you need to read back a few pages

nah, no need. Maybe it’s posted, just found it a bit funny and self piss taking from the everton fans

 

[Commachio]

nah, no need. Maybe it’s posted, just found it a bit funny and self piss taking from the everton fans

?

 

[Peej]

?

?

I’m at a total loss now. Did someone else post it.

 

[Diego]

nah, no need. Maybe it’s posted, just found it a bit funny and self piss taking from the everton fans

If that is what you have taken from it you Really need to read back

 

[Commachio]

?

I’m at a total loss now. Did someone else post it.

Think someone raisined the stakes...

 

[Jammy 07]

No idea.

Just built a good few in my time. Waste water historically my 'speciality'.

Deep sewers are great fun.

Honestly, that's a subject I'm genuinely interested in.

It ain't much fun when you're swimmimg in Acapulco bay and then you notice the sewage pipe going out and a dark brown patch of sea about a half a mile in the distance. This was in the 80's though so maybe it's all been cleaned up now.

 

[Commachio]

If that is what you have taken from it you Really need to read back

.

 

[Commachio]

Honestly, that's a subject I'm genuinely interested in.

It ain't much fun when you're swimmimg in Acapulco bay and then you notice the sewage pipe going out and a dark brown patch of sea about a half a mile in the distance. This was in the 80's though so maybe it's all been cleaned up now.

Oh look at me,

 

[PINKIE]

Some funny **** from the raging spud on here tonight.

Let's hope VAR ****s them over more often, it's been very entertaining.

 

[duggie2000]

****ing hell. What sort of **** side loses 5-2 at home?

I bet all the Southampton fan were getting excited when the fifth goal went in with ten minutes plus injury time to go
Imagine if they had scored nine away to Man City
Will Pep still be manager after Christmas

 

[Jammy 07]

Oh look at me,

Yep, proper world traveller me...

Never shagged a thai guy in a frock though.

@sniffer1 to confirm current availability.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

A combined sewer overflow.

When the system get full of ****e and storm water during proper heavy rain, gets dumped into rivers etc., rather than back into people's houses. Legally.

Interesting stuff, eh?

Cso = fanny pads and wet wipes in the river.

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[Commachio]

Yep, proper world traveller me...

Never shagged a thai guy in a frock though.

@sniffer1 to confirm current availability.

No need to tag him mate, i know he's stuck in Pattaya....I also know you can get flights outs, and there's quarantine rules returning to the UK.