Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Mike Ashley's probs got a little Maureen doll that he sticks pins in.

 

Or his dick. Prolly.

 

I recon @Treble will be in there definitely

 

Definitely ****ing with Mourinho then

 

Hmmm lol

 

No idea.

Just built a good few in my time. Waste water historically my 'speciality'.

Deep sewers are great fun.

 

Not me, I stick to the Salford canals mate. No fcking overflows there, that water hasn't moved in 50 years mate

 

Had a busy one been out all day...will catch up once I'm all chill

 

Sounds like **** mate.

*see what I did there ...

 

Nobody sees what you did there mate, you’re gonna have to explain it.

 

Spuds **** came here, trying to raisin the stakes,

He's either on the spuds board or crying himself to sleep

 

Not quite that. Be a long conversation to explain the whole storm/**** sewer scenario!

 

what did he do?

 

But ultimately

 

What did who do ?

 

Maureen storming off down the tunnel to the 'Red Zone' at the end of the video

 

Raisin ****? **** knows.

 

Yeah some other time maybe.

 

you need to read back a few pages

 

Just make sure you tag HBIC into that explanation so he can get his metaphors right in the future.