Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Mourinho’s record against Newcastle is some proper voodoo ****, like he just can’t **** with them.

Mike Ashley's probs got a little Maureen doll that he sticks pins in.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Mike Ashley's probs got a little Maureen doll that he sticks pins in.

Or his dick. Prolly.

 

[Diego]

Not really

Do you get any bottom feeders in there ?

I recon @Treble will be in there definitely

 

[PINKIE]

Or his dick. Prolly.

Definitely ****ing with Mourinho then

 

[Spurlock]

Nah, **** him he can defend himself on here.
HIBIC, he is lost and alone, far from home and the sharks are circling

Hmmm lol

 

[Chief]

Not really

Do you get any bottom feeders in there ?

No idea.

Just built a good few in my time. Waste water historically my 'speciality'.

Deep sewers are great fun.

 

[Treble]

I recon @Treble will be in there definitely

Not me, I stick to the Salford canals mate. No fcking overflows there, that water hasn't moved in 50 years mate

 

[Spurlock]

Read back a few pages homes

Had a busy one been out all day...will catch up once I'm all chill

 

[PINKIE]

No idea.

Just built a good few in my time. Waste water historically my 'speciality'.

Deep sewers are great fun.

Sounds like **** mate.

*see what I did there ...

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Sounds like **** mate.

*see what I did there ...

Nobody sees what you did there mate, you’re gonna have to explain it.

 

[Commachio]

Spuds **** came here, trying to raisin the stakes,

He's either on the spuds board or crying himself to sleep

 

[Chief]

Is that why attenuation was introduced? To stop the rivers bursting their banks and filling nearby villages with little bobbing chods?

Not quite that. Be a long conversation to explain the whole storm/**** sewer scenario!

 

[Commachio]

Nobody sees what you did there mate, you’re gonna have to explain it.

what did he do?

 

[Peej]

But ultimately

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[PINKIE]

what did he do?

What did who do ?

 

[PINKIE]

Maureen storming off down the tunnel to the 'Red Zone' at the end of the video

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[Commachio]

What did who do ?

Raisin ****? **** knows.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Not quite that. Be a long conversation to explain the whole storm/**** sewer scenario!

Yeah some other time maybe.

 

[Commachio]

But ultimately

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you need to read back a few pages

 

[PINKIE]

Not quite that. Be a long conversation to explain the whole storm/**** sewer scenario!

Just make sure you tag HBIC into that explanation so he can get his metaphors right in the future.