Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Do your zip up @luvgonzo. HIAG is perving you up.

 

2018 will be littered with them mate. Just like the last 7 years

 

Can they do it in the Pissing down South Wales rain?

 

See how I can joke about it, Pix?

If you had really rinsed me, I'd be all defensive.

But I'm not.

Not even in the slightest bit defensive, mate.

On the contrary, I think the lads are looking forward to a bumper haul of my rinsing you.

It's only a matter of time before you give us all another pearler for me to stick in my siggy. You've got to admit that you are comedy gold for this board, mate, yeah?

The lads are still reelling from my now-legendary Masturbating Monkey jibe. And who can blame them! Not me, that's for sure.

 

The lads will be the judge of that at the end of the year depending on how many flounce off threads you post

 

Footy thread ****ers, get a room.

 

The ****e weather in Swansea means that they have a real chance to undo us, this evening.

I'm getting my excuses in early!

 

HIAG's got a room at the local Conservative club. I wouldn't set foot in there

 

Pussy

 

Pixie will flirt with me unless Swansea score, mate.

Then, he will be reaching for 'Pede cock.

It's always the same.

 

Reckon @Chief is soaked through to his Y-fronts by now.

 

^^^^ Rattled.

 

Is that what you're thinking about, sat on your old Mum's sofa, next to a box of Kleenex, yeah, Pix?

 

He's deffo a commando man so don't worry.

 

You're drinking gravy. Great start.

 

That's Pixie's load spent!

 

That was easy.

 

Offside.

 

Mile off. Spurs lucky there.

 

Swansea 0 v 1 Spurs

Go on, Pix!

Rip into me.

I deserve it, this time.